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Today I present a normal Roman drawn in my style â€
being a teenager sucks, so you may as well be as âcringyâ as you want. call yourself a kinnie. be annoying abt your interests. dress insane. do outrageous makeup. play gacha life. be a furry. stan mlp and monster high. donât let anybody tell you otherwise. this goes for kids on the internet and adults. life is too short to live in fear of not meeting societal expectations.
I want queer people on the internet particularly young queer people to know that most topics of queer âdiscourseâ are absolutely fine in irl queer spaces. Iâve got a friend whoâs bisexual and a lesbian. The response when they said that was basically âhuh. neat.â Another friend is a trans guy who doesnât bind and wears dresses. We only comment on him wearing a dress to tell him he looks great. Iâm semi-out with using he/him pronouns and my right to be a lesbian has never been questioned. The others donât fully understand neos but respect them anyway. Weâre all just trying to survive cisheteronormativity none of us give a shit about attacking each other. I promise queer spaces are not as hostile as they seem online.
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymoreÂ
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes âi wanna dieâ as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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Thatâs some pretty good advice. I donât know whatâs left of my humor after âguess Iâll just dieâ jokes but itâs worth a shot.
Personally i went from âguess Iâll dieâ jokes to âIF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.â and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Hereâs a tip I picked up from a friend thatâs helped me a lot â replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying âlâm just a disaster humanâ I say âIâm the epitome of grace and beautyâ
Or like, when I draw a picture Iâm not 100% happy with, instead of saying âmy art is trashâ I say something like âyou know I think itâs time we replaced the Mona Lisaâ
When you do that you get to make a joke, but youâre ALSO getting practice building yourself up, yâknow?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you ARENâT joking
This is so important
Whatâs writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?
Why is this heat so hot đ©
Itâs the heat
Source?
capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon
NEW CHALLENGE
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
Bastard (Good)
Youâre a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. Youâre a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierministerâ!
Mom(Dad) Friend à© Ë àŁȘ đ„ Youâre the character who carries snacks, who takes care of the rest of the cast. You make sure they eat, stop them from dying, and keep them out of trouble as best you can. and when they do get into trouble, you try your best to get them out of it. Good on you, dude.
tags : everyone ++ @ghostapop
The Hot One
Youâre that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandomâs thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose their shit. Congrats, dude.
tagging : everyone who sees this + @toadstoolillustrations @marigoldd101
Bastard(Bad)
Youâre that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. Youâre a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. Youâre not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.
Tagging: everyoneeee n @sunnibits @sugarglider-s @trans-hunter @airplanetunez tell me if youâd rather not be tagged :-)
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Very Complex
You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over âI can fix itâ and âI can make him worse.â You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.
tagging anyone but also @jasmineteabagâ @jellyfishinajamjarâ @esthermatsuiâ
Dead/Going To Die
Youâre just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but youâre still dead in cannon.
Tagging anyone !
@hello-imdan @cyborgnewtgardener @lil-smolkitty @bat-burrito @arcadequeerz @golden-heart-beats
Bastard (Good)
âYouâre a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. Youâre a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?â
HRBGIHFSND WELL. OK! I SEE!
I taaaag @apxlllo @boopasnoops @hoodieimp @swordmachineâ @flarekittiâ @space-shuttle-discoveryâ & @funhouse-mirrorzâÂ
Dumbass
Youâre trying your best, you really are, but you just might need to put a little more thought into your thought process. You really shouldnât jump off that many buildings, eat that many strange glowing substances, or trust that many evil witches. But hey, we love you anyways.
* yknow what. ill take it
tagging: @slashpaws @nomercyroute (u dont have to do it if u dont wanna)
Morally Grey
You helped the heroâs once, but only for money. And you sold them out later, but only to save your daughter from slavers. Your actions and motives are constantly contradicting, with no end in sight. Twitter and Reddit are divided in very different ways. Tumblr wants to eat you raw.
taggingggg @d3imosirl @bootown and @firesofdynami u dont have to do it tho
Bastard (Good)
Youâre a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. Youâre a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
(any1 can join!!)
should be in a different genre
Youâre a good character, you should just be somewhere else. Youâre too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it werenât for the genre
Bastard(Bad)
Youâre that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. Youâre a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. Youâre not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are
OH THANKS I GUESS???? JFC
tag *if you want to* @firebird-in-the-ashes @slippnslide @sp1cy3gg @npc-octopus an anyone else
The Weird One Youâre the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. Youâre probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldnât, for some reason.
thats INCREDIBLY accurate actually
thx for the tag ^_^ um. @venisonmeatâ @axe-of-enderâ @enderwalkâ @sunflowerseraphâ @griancraftâ @pixiecapsâ @softiestyxâ 4 systems any of ur sys can
Tragic
Youâre the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-stuff-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And youâre redeemed by dying. Everyoneâs angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.
THANK YOUUUU FOR THE @ SLIP!!! :D! Iâll be tagging @jazzpurr-jay @kakaotauri @space-roach @apileofmoss @thegizzardmonger
Needs A Hug
The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just canât catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesnât get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesnât like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again⊠all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.
ty for the tag !!: @alonelyfry @fungicidalspray @nukeuak yeah
Dead / Going to die
Youâre just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but youâre still dead in cannon.
tagging anyone :]
@teeth-kid @galaxy-god3 @cabinetsecurity
Should Be In A Different Genre
Youâre a good character, you should just be somewhere else. Youâre too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it werenât for the genre.
tagging anyone!
Needs A Hug
The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just canât catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesnât get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesnât like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again⊠all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.
no pressure tags: @jwillowwolf @softened-hearts @sinofbisexuality @just-a-little-unionoid @floofmaster99 @adderlikessnakes and anyone else that wants to!
Thanks for the tag đ
Bastard (Good)
You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
I- what?... Actually, I like this. I might just add Bastard (Good) to my Tumblr info.
@ anyone who wants to do this đ
when I was a kid my parents had a hard time getting me out of bed in the morning so my dad started doing the dad dance (which is just a funny little dance) when he woke me up. heâs staying in my apartment bc heâs in the city for vacation and he wakes me up in the morning and if I wonât get up heâs like âdo we need the dad dance right now đ€â Iâm 22 and itâs making me emotional. it sounds cuter in norwegian he calls it pappadansen
Sometimes I remember that thereâs a massive beef in the paleontological community between Jack Horner and Robert Bakker and itâs so big that when they both worked as advisers on the Jurassic Park films, Spielberg made 2 characters based on them and had a T. rex eat Bakkerâs character as a favour to Horner.
âThe bearded paleontologist Dr. Robert Burke, who is eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex in Steven Spielbergâs film The Lost World: Jurassic Park, is an affectionate caricature of Bakker.
In real life, Bakker has argued for a predatory T. rex, while Bakkerâs rival paleontologist Jack Horner views it as primarily a scavenger.
According to Horner, Spielberg wrote the character of Burke and had him killed by the T. rex as a favor for Horner. After the film came out, Bakker recognized himself in Burke, loved the caricature, and actually sent Horner a message saying, âSee, I told you T. rex was a hunter!â.â
God this is still funny
Academia is very serious
I adore this, because only in a paleotological fued can both parties be satisfied with a caricature of one being eaten by a t-rex.