JWillowwolf

Hi, I'm J (He/They), I love writing and art, so I thought I'd share that here Welcome to the CHAOS 💜

[jwillowwolf]

Everyone's Favourite Snake Boi 💛

[jwillowwolf]

Patton 💙

[jwillowwolf]

Today I present a normal Roman drawn in my style ❤

[wywei-remade-deactivated2020121]

being a teenager sucks, so you may as well be as “cringy” as you want. call yourself a kinnie. be annoying abt your interests. dress insane. do outrageous makeup. play gacha life. be a furry. stan mlp and monster high. don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. this goes for kids on the internet and adults. life is too short to live in fear of not meeting societal expectations.

[catsonsynthesizersinspace]

[depsidase]

[gay-otlc]

I want queer people on the internet particularly young queer people to know that most topics of queer “discourse” are absolutely fine in irl queer spaces. I’ve got a friend who’s bisexual and a lesbian. The response when they said that was basically “huh. neat.” Another friend is a trans guy who doesn’t bind and wears dresses. We only comment on him wearing a dress to tell him he looks great. I’m semi-out with using he/him pronouns and my right to be a lesbian has never been questioned. The others don’t fully understand neos but respect them anyway. We’re all just trying to survive cisheteronormativity none of us give a shit about attacking each other. I promise queer spaces are not as hostile as they seem online.

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[thechekhov]

[bambicest]

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

[ampervadasz]

[foxes-in-love]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[capydoodle]

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon

[lizofalltrades]

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

[abitleeway-deactivated20220731]

Mom(Dad) Friend ੭ ˖ ࣪ 𖥔 You’re the character who carries snacks, who takes care of the rest of the cast. You make sure they eat, stop them from dying, and keep them out of trouble as best you can. and when they do get into trouble, you try your best to get them out of it. Good on you, dude.

tags : everyone ++ @ghostapop

[ghostapop]

The Hot One

You’re that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandom’s thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose their shit. Congrats, dude.

tagging : everyone who sees this + @toadstoolillustrations @marigoldd101

[toadstoolillustrations]

Bastard(Bad)

You’re that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You’re a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You’re not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.

Tagging: everyoneeee n @sunnibits @sugarglider-s @trans-hunter @airplanetunez tell me if you’d rather not be tagged :-)

[wokeleftistmob]

est

Very Complex

You hold the fandom record for most angst edits. The fandom is divided over “I can fix it” and “I can make him worse.” You have some severe past trauma and are probably queercoded. The writers had a lot of fun giving you more layers than an onion.

tagging anyone but also @jasmineteabag​ @jellyfishinajamjar​ @esthermatsui​

[roxys-pizzaplex-deactivated2024]

Dead/Going To Die

You’re just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you’re still dead in cannon.

Tagging anyone !

@hello-imdan @cyborgnewtgardener @lil-smolkitty @bat-burrito @arcadequeerz @golden-heart-beats

[arcadequeerz-deactivated2026031]

Bastard (Good)

“You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?”

HRBGIHFSND WELL. OK! I SEE!

I taaaag @apxlllo @boopasnoops @hoodieimp @swordmachine​ @flarekitti​ @space-shuttle-discovery​ & @funhouse-mirrorz​ 

[systemerrorbonnie]

Dumbass

You’re trying your best, you really are, but you just might need to put a little more thought into your thought process. You really shouldn’t jump off that many buildings, eat that many strange glowing substances, or trust that many evil witches. But hey, we love you anyways.

* yknow what. ill take it

tagging: @slashpaws @nomercyroute (u dont have to do it if u dont wanna)

[voidtendrils-deactivated2023021]

Morally Grey

You helped the hero’s once, but only for money. And you sold them out later, but only to save your daughter from slavers. Your actions and motives are constantly contradicting, with no end in sight. Twitter and Reddit are divided in very different ways. Tumblr wants to eat you raw.

taggingggg @d3imosirl @bootown and @firesofdynami u dont have to do it tho

[onewaysigns]

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

(any1 can join!!)

[ranbooautism-backup-deactivated]

should be in a different genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

Bastard(Bad)

You’re that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You’re a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You’re not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are

OH THANKS I GUESS???? JFC

tag *if you want to* @firebird-in-the-ashes @slippnslide @sp1cy3gg @npc-octopus an anyone else

[cpunkhobie]

The Weird One You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.

thats INCREDIBLY accurate actually

thx for the tag ^_^ um. @venisonmeat​ @axe-of-ender​ @enderwalk​ @sunflowerseraph​ @griancraft​ @pixiecaps​ @softiestyx​ 4 systems any of ur sys can

[softiestyx]

Tragic

You’re the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-stuff-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And you’re redeemed by dying. Everyone’s angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.

THANK YOUUUU FOR THE @ SLIP!!! :D! I’ll be tagging @jazzpurr-jay @kakaotauri @space-roach @apileofmoss @thegizzardmonger

[space-roach]

Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

ty for the tag !!: @alonelyfry @fungicidalspray @nukeuak yeah

[alonelyfry]

Dead / Going to die

You’re just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you’re still dead in cannon.

tagging anyone :]

@teeth-kid @galaxy-god3 @cabinetsecurity

[teeth-kid]

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

tagging anyone!

[thebadevil]

Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can’t catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn’t get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn’t like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again… all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

no pressure tags: @jwillowwolf @softened-hearts @sinofbisexuality @just-a-little-unionoid @floofmaster99 @adderlikessnakes and anyone else that wants to!

[jwillowwolf]

Thanks for the tag 💜

Bastard (Good)

You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

I- what?... Actually, I like this. I might just add Bastard (Good) to my Tumblr info.

@ anyone who wants to do this 💜

[nepofledgling]

when I was a kid my parents had a hard time getting me out of bed in the morning so my dad started doing the dad dance (which is just a funny little dance) when he woke me up. he’s staying in my apartment bc he’s in the city for vacation and he wakes me up in the morning and if I won’t get up he’s like “do we need the dad dance right now 🤔” I’m 22 and it’s making me emotional. it sounds cuter in norwegian he calls it pappadansen

[ofools]

Sometimes I remember that there’s a massive beef in the paleontological community between Jack Horner and Robert Bakker and it’s so big that when they both worked as advisers on the Jurassic Park films, Spielberg made 2 characters based on them and had a T. rex eat Bakker’s character as a favour to Horner.

[ofools]

“The bearded paleontologist Dr. Robert Burke, who is eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex in Steven Spielberg’s film The Lost World: Jurassic Park, is an affectionate caricature of Bakker.

In real life, Bakker has argued for a predatory T. rex, while Bakker’s rival paleontologist Jack Horner views it as primarily a scavenger.

According to Horner, Spielberg wrote the character of Burke and had him killed by the T. rex as a favor for Horner. After the film came out, Bakker recognized himself in Burke, loved the caricature, and actually sent Horner a message saying, ‘See, I told you T. rex was a hunter!’.”

God this is still funny

[djadjamankh]

Academia is very serious

[randomslasher]

I adore this, because only in a paleotological fued can both parties be satisfied with a caricature of one being eaten by a t-rex.