johnny ☆

pfp and banner by @nutsackx ☆he they it ☆ sys acc ☆ anti endo dni

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[peculiarrrr]

"im a singlet but im anti endo!" who the fuck are you 🤨

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[faultycoldstars]

this fanfic shit easy as hell 🔥🔥

[wariowareez]

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じしˍ,)ノ

𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢!!

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𝑌𝑒𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢! 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 𝐷𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑟?

⠀:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀

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𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒!

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ┈⌯⁍𖦏

𝐽𝑜𝑖𝑛 "𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝐿𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐴𝑇𝐸 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑟" 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦!!

[starfish34583]

Do yall fw yfco 👀👀

[cheesyfiestafuck-deactivated201]

[y302]

well

[sh00tergirl]

Random true crime fact I know:

Did you know John Wayne Gacy was executed the same day Jeffrey Dahmer was baptized

Just a random fact I know that I wanted to share

[gendroncel]

Seeing people post their cat pictures & tagging it as “true cat community”

[jxhnnycvd3]

CAN MY SOUNDCLOUD STOP FUCKING CRASHINF WHEN I ENTER TUMBLR THIS IS HELLA HOMOPHOBIC

[jxhnnycvd3]

are we like allergic to calling ted bundy ted in tags cause whenever I see a tag its always theodore but its funny af to me carry on

[barryloukaitis]

jesus christ

[webcore]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[skype]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states