KC's Dumpster Fire (18+)

hi hello yes i am kitcaliber on ao3. welcome to my Starscream Appreciation Club. i write fluff, porn, and fluffy porn. 18+ only, please. mobile links are here! NOTE: this is a sideblog and can't send asks! RIP.

[k1tcaliber]

Hello, I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to say I love your blog and I often scroll through your writing when I need cheering up, whether it's from life or seeing fandom's terrible opinions/jokes/creepy shipping about Starscream. It's really comforting to know there's people out there that love and appreciate Starscream as you do. <3

thank you!! a;sljkdf i haven’t really been active recently because my creative juice reserve has been Fucking Empty OTL but i’m so so so so glad to hear that people still like my stuff ;A; i’m really glad i can provide this little corner of the internet where Starscream lovers feel safe. it makes me really happy. 💖 i love all you guys so much asl;dkfjld

[k1tcaliber]

gosh i rly just *clutches chest, inhales* want starscream to eat me tf out...

mmm god yes that would be lovely, wouldn’t it? that long, thick tongue of his snaking its way inside you, wriggling in ways certain other appendages never could...mmmm yes please.

[k1tcaliber]

I named my chicken Starscream, she's still a chick, but would you be interested in pictures?

omg yes!! that’s so cute aaaaaaa

[k1tcaliber]

So I always want to show Starscream the love and support he deserves because that is my life since watching TFP, but man, sometimes I really truly wish I could actually talk to him and reassure him with affection and make him laugh. <3

god that is a big fuckin mood

all i wanna do is hug him and kiss him and show him some LOVE ;_;

[k1tcaliber]

It's a great day to remember stars little wing movements and how cute they are

he’s so expressive with his wings and i love it and i love him

[k1tcaliber]

It's my birthday and 100% best way to top it off is listening to Steve Blum in his starscream voice sing Happy birthday yeeeeEEEE

im getting to this late wHOOPS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[k1tcaliber]

😍

[k1tcaliber]

tonight’s big mood is Loving Starscream

[squirreltastic]

@k1tcaliber

[k1tcaliber]

he did in fact nyoooom straight into my heart. what a big mood

[succubusboyfriend]

i hope that somehow, somewhere, starscream knows that i love him a lot

[squirreltastic]

@k1tcaliber

[k1tcaliber]

That is the biggest of moods.

[k1tcaliber]

watch?v=fPHW7RxyJi8 but with starscream

GOD THATS GOOD LMAOOOOO

[k1tcaliber]

Do you,,have links to human pet aus,,I have a mighty need

i don’t, i’m sorry! i’ve posted about it in the past, but i’ve forgotten what i tagged it... i’m so sorry OTL

[k1tcaliber]

lol Starscream the Kool-Aid Man. He did take the Red Energon that one episode, which could pass as kool-aid. Or he could mistake kool-aid for Red Energon. XD

im just imagining him smashing through a wall at light speed and yelling OH YEAH with a pitcher of red energon in one hand 😂

[k1tcaliber]

I was thinking on human pet aus and how itd be neato beano if seekers kept their humans in backless outfits so the other day i sat down and played around with designing some, like we might be pets but we pampered AF like poodles

oh goodness yes i love this!!

pampered human pet scenarios are 👌👀 mmmmhh. good shit.

[k1tcaliber]

do you think Star likes any human music?

he’d be a fan of classical music, i think. it’d probably be closest to what he listened to in Vos.

[k1tcaliber]

im reading something i wrote and "The individual known as Starscream had taken a quick trip to space that was the transforming robot equivalent of a soul searching sabbatical for approximately five months after Mission city." HES GOTTA FIND HIMSELF IN SPACE YOU KNOW (im just really chatty today and everything is funny to me so im sharing)

hey i feel pretty chatty myself so i don’t mind c: i always love getting asks!

[k1tcaliber]

I started laughing because i was imaging like if you got into a fight with starscream and you just hid in your house to avoid him until he just fucking slams into your roof, and youre in his hand all pissed off and yell "YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO KOOLAID MAN ON MY HOUSE STARSCREAM"

LOL