I, too apologize

he/him | trans | 5teen | AceAro but like gay

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[elamarth-calmagol]

It got funnier

[lmtyl]

This is how cats domesticated themselves

[gayblooper]

Starting a tag game because why tf not

What's the funniest contact name you've ever seen? (can be one of yours or someone else's, I'd prefer it to just be contact and not group chat because no group chat has ever had a sane name, but if you have a really great one go ahead I guess)

I'll start. The daisy song from tadc, all the way up to 'I can't afford a carriage'

@wub-cat @jinx-alter @danger-noodle3 @that-one-gay-turtle @jiinxmeow @mysticaleldritchpunk @austaylian @raventhecrispy-offical @gabriellesshit and open tags!

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

uhh idk if this really counts but me and my friend have each other saved as "Salami Sam" (friend) and "Harvey Ham" (me) because those are our dnd characters names TwT

the only other one i would say is KEVIN bc i have my friend @darthyogurttt saved as that because they had their pfp as kevin from home alone for a month last year and i just never changed it 😔

@weirdgayweevil @zephyyyrr @girl-on-the-subway @rowen-is-queer @cdrecordabledreams @ghoulette-bc @darthyogurttt open tags :)

[rowen-is-queer]

yayy tags ok

All mine are just names so its easier except for an ex named goddamnit but I have a friend who does nicknames we've got

Communist fool, homeschool, sad tree, vsauce licker, world domination obsessed rat, pink tom Holland, and card jac one and 2

@cfa-disintegrates @samisntathing @bea-yotch +open tags

[leighlew3]

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[cannedcream]

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

I love shit like this.

[department-of-fagriculture]

I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~

[madeofmxxnlight]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[enochianribs]

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

[zephyyyrr]

never played mario kart, idk any of the characters i like the mushroom one though I got his toy in a happy meal once

they don’t really have stores in gas stations here but i guess I’ll get a drink

unicorns

pink? idk much about how lightsabers work either 💔

vampires

npt - @skuwu @gentlewordsdaily @mysticaleldritchpunk @schlorb open tags

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

PRINCESS PEACH IS MY DAY ONE LITERALLY BEEN USING HER SINCE MY WII DAYS AT FIVE YEARS OLD

um i dont really get stuff at gas stations that often but i like arizona iced tea/juice, i like all the flavors but i usually get the green tea or the strawberrry and kiwi juice, bubble yum gum (best brand), and flaming hot cheetos even though they make me nauseous

cats i guess? i didnt really have anything specific

PURPLE BC SAMUEL L JACKSON IS AN ICON

VAMPIRESVAMPIRESVAMPIRESLESBIANVAMPIRES

@weirdgayweevil @20016-homestuck @that-one-gay-turtle @girl-on-the-subway @rowen-is-queer @cdrecordabledreams

[rowen-is-queer]

Mario cart depends on who im playimg with (I match the vibes) icee and mini chocolate donuts, leopards/ dolphins a little (it was cats and then leopards and then dolphins but i cant remember the timeframe), yellow or purple ig, but i just looked up what they mean so I could be off, dragons

@elliot-the-awesome @ilikesheeppp @that-one-gay-turtle @cfa-disintegrates

[bea-yotch]

omggg i love these!!!

i main ROSALINA <3 <3 <3 my wife

i get cherry coke zero, nerds gummy clusters, and ruffles cheddar and sour cream

i looooved roly polys and snails

i would like purple or green tbh

and vampires probs lolol

@girl-on-the-subway @weirdgayweevil @miss-placed-whimsy

[rowen-is-queer]

ooh i forgot about ruffles sour cream those are good

[rowen-is-queer]

"Average person is a little bit autistic" factoid is actually a statistical error. Autism Georg, who lives in a cave and has 100,000 autism per second, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[rowen-is-queer]

I just did my nails for the first time in like forever

Ignore the ring finger I have a cat and I'll fix it later

Sort of ace inspiration but not really

[enochianribs]

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

[zephyyyrr]

never played mario kart, idk any of the characters i like the mushroom one though I got his toy in a happy meal once

they don’t really have stores in gas stations here but i guess I’ll get a drink

unicorns

pink? idk much about how lightsabers work either 💔

vampires

npt - @skuwu @gentlewordsdaily @mysticaleldritchpunk @schlorb open tags

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

PRINCESS PEACH IS MY DAY ONE LITERALLY BEEN USING HER SINCE MY WII DAYS AT FIVE YEARS OLD

um i dont really get stuff at gas stations that often but i like arizona iced tea/juice, i like all the flavors but i usually get the green tea or the strawberrry and kiwi juice, bubble yum gum (best brand), and flaming hot cheetos even though they make me nauseous

cats i guess? i didnt really have anything specific

PURPLE BC SAMUEL L JACKSON IS AN ICON

VAMPIRESVAMPIRESVAMPIRESLESBIANVAMPIRES

@weirdgayweevil @20016-homestuck @that-one-gay-turtle @girl-on-the-subway @rowen-is-queer @cdrecordabledreams

[rowen-is-queer]

Mario cart depends on who im playimg with (I match the vibes) icee and mini chocolate donuts, leopards/ dolphins a little (it was cats and then leopards and then dolphins but i cant remember the timeframe), yellow or purple ig, but i just looked up what they mean so I could be off, dragons

@elliot-the-awesome @ilikesheeppp @that-one-gay-turtle @cfa-disintegrates

[toxetta]

the blueccoli post has 67 notes NOOOOOOO

[rowen-is-queer]

I'll fix it i gotchu

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

[tuffcrow-deactivated20190517]

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

[missheis]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE

[unified-multiversal-theory]

They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php

This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.

The homepage of Dr. James W. Loewen, author of Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America, and Sundown Towns.

[glytchflower]

Reblog for the link

reblog for the link

REBLOG FOR THE LINK

[wordsaremylife]

Please stay safe

[tenmei-savvvv-deactivated202206]

REBLOG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT BLOG YOU ARE THIS IS GONNA SAVE SOMEONE

[swigglesandwiggles]

I am poc too and i am scared for my LIFE when i go to the south. please stay safe.

[wofworld]

I am not poc but I know this could save someone’s life. Please reblog and spread the message.

[lyrslair]

My obligatory addition to this every time it crosses my dash, because I know the link is definitely missing ones in my own (northern) state and there are some in this thread not on the above link either - thread by LeVar Burton with a LOT of replies from people naming the sundown towns near them:

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1300918792143339520

[inyuji]

Just in case someone is traveling, please be careful

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[amingethia]

On this weeks episode of why America is terrifying.

[pigeonwithabriefcase]

im not american but god this is terrifying

[secretscreamsofjoy]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG THIS IS HORRIFYING

[agentwaffle]

This is fucking terrifying stay safe y'all :(

[3amclothesmonster]

Heres Arizona’s , by the way

[dumpsterforsale]

As someone that lives in Beaumont right next to Vidor DO NOT STOP HERE EITHER!!! Or literally ANY of the surrounding cities. You have a better chance in New Orleans and Lafayette than here. 

[itsgoosetime0-0]

Holy that’s terrifying

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

jesus fucking christ. stay safe, everyone.

[nonbinary-polls]

I can’t believe the city I live in is on that list, holy shit

[pal-the-professional-fool]

Holy shit I live by some of these places

[totally-cis-offical]

Holy shit

[drudg30n]

i am not near any of these places (not any that i can think if i live in a progressive state) but PLEASE be careful.

[mishipeshu-hellhound]

Be careful please ya’ll!

[dusk-the-fallen]

@rareblackside

[presbyterrsp4wnist]

REBLOG THIS

(Especially as a dark skinned myself.)

[spawn-news-deactivated20251126]

Reblogging to save a life, please try to make people aware of this as this place is actually disgusting and people have gotten hurt here. Please, I’m not looking for interactions for popularity, I’m looking for people to spread this and keep others safe. 🪽

[spawns-devoted-dovee]

please reblog this to save a life. … this is genuinely scary guys… looks left looks right…/srs

[evil-good-satan-offical]

dawg why tf do these places exist. reblog to legitimately have a chance of saving someones life

[laciffo-natas]

Stay safe, y'all.

[rowen-is-queer]

its probably bad that im not even surprised at this point

Stay safe guys

[rowen-is-queer]

I had a fever at like 103° and then I ate pudding in a cold room and it went down to 98° but im sure it was the pudding

[rowen-is-queer]

My joint pain is ow :(

[the-gender-and-sexuality-list]

We're doing research on different pronouns & sexualities & how they work so we're doing a tag game!

All you have to do is say something similar to

"hi, I'm [name], I'm [gender] , [sexuality] and I use [pronouns], which are used like [this]!"

Hi, my name is Ashton. I'm voidreflux, I'm omnigay, and I use many pronouns including he/she/they/it/feathers/xey/zem! Himself, herself, itself, their self, xerself, zerself!

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

Hi, I'm Sunny/Sparky, I'm... Uh, queer (I am still trying to find a label!), I'm an aroflux ace lesbian, I use they/fae mainly but am also open to she/he/xenos/neos, which are used like... They are doing good! Oh, that's faer friend! Ky's very cool! etc ^^

TAGS GO CUZ IK YALL ARE GAY /POS @zeenahasarrived @zeldafloof @theberd1225 @princeofthedark @the-sharpshooter-collective @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @the-impeccable-rin @the-little-armored-one @mosses-on-mushrooms @holymuttz @halogen-insertlastparthere @versatilefloof @stargazer56cipher @whitestreamrct2 @lukewarmsoupxx @omnipitant-duck @marbled-pulse @sharxxybaitxdd + open tags !!

[stargazer56cipher]

Hi! I’m Stargazer/Ci, I’m Transmasc and Agender, I’m Pan/Demisexual/and Grayromantic, He/him/his/her/herself/it/creature none of that is specifically in anyway, but idk

@crystalshifter @isoldmysoultothefae @heyimriver @mackenziedaartist @cosmicnooddles uhh im too tired gonna sleep

[heyimriver]

Hello, my name is River :D. I am Gender-Fluid, Pansexual and I mainly use They/Them pronouns if I don't feel anything specific in a day :D They/Them/Their/Themself is that how it works???

Anyways if we're mentioning people then @aleksxsxs

[crowthesapphic]

hi I’m crow (not my irl name but I want it to be) I’m bigender, I’m lesbian (might be sapphic tho cause lesbian is wlw and sapphic is qlw and I’m bigender not just girl 🤷‍♀️) and my pronouns are she/her/they/them

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

heya, im oliver! Im transmasc/demiboy and genderfluid, im omniromantic, minsexual and aroaceflux, and I use he/it/they/xey/zey/pup/star/null; himself, itself, themself, xemself, zemself, pupself, starself, nullself!

TAGGERONIS YIPEEEEE @st4rzie-artzz @astrax-nemo @oddity101 @fishymari

[st4rzie-artzz]

Hey! I'm St4rz, and I'm Genderfluid, Cupioromantic, Bisexual, Aceflux, Hypersexual, Fictosexual and Polyamorous and I use Any/All pronouns! @miserable-angels @sleepystrutter28 @sen-noodles @undead-vamp @unholy-battt @1ncidentboy

[sen-noodles]

Hi, my name is Sen!! I'm Lesbian, cassgender, and I use all pronouns but she/her are the most used ones!!!!

@forecastingstuff @flxweredfennec @fleetofaroaceshrimps @clockselves @stagefrightbaxter

[fleetofaroaceshrimps]

Heya, im Micah/Avery/Four! Im transmasc, nonbinary, and bisexual, and I use he/they pronouns :D

@tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @blitzocheese @dumbasswriter17 + open tags

[dumbasswriter17]

Hi gang, I am Molly, I am genderfluid, fictosexual and hypersexual, I use a mix she/her and they/them pronouns :3

@scarylarry123 @cheeseexp @fluffydeserts @saltyluvslucky @julespinkchair

[saltyluvslucky]

Hihihi im salty!!(Not my real name because my real name is far too feminine for me) Im non-binary and pansexual and use they/she!!

-Open tags!!

[canoepuff]

top of the morning to ya! my name's astro, I'm a lot of things tbh but the most general labels I use are abrosexual, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, demiromantic, transgender, demimasc and a LOT of xenogenders :3 I use they/zie/ny/he/xe/ze/it/que/li pronouns and am trying out 💫 and 🎟️!

open tags for now! I'll tag moots in a bit :D

EDIT OKAY I'M BACK @confessionsofarottensena @magg0tc0v3rdcupcak @duckiedoodlezzz @tweetdreams @dollieclair @gardenia-lover @gl1tzygl0ck @milkymagicc @mygodwhat-haveyoudone @bat-phantom @performaniac @drose-dw

[duckiedoodlezzz]

YOOOOO MAH G WASSUP!!!!!

I’m duckiedoodlezz, (you can call me duckie or even Yatta if you like) and I’m a nonbinary aroace lesbian. I use they/them pronouns :3

bothering my mutuals 🫶

@keijixmlian @starlightsams4 @fluffy-seastar and I forgor

[starlightsams4]

Hi I’m Astria, I am unlabeled in gender rn (feminine ig?), aroace (low attraction side), lesbians, and use she/he/them pronouns.

@sodabottlee @starymoon2013 @tsokey-silliez @littleastrolittlestar @qwertyplazonyt @ilovebread663 @redfur-the-cat @weird-gummyworm

[weird-gummyworm]

Hello! I’m Abel! I am Pansexual, bro sexual and Mutogender! I use He/Him/She/Her/They/Them, but it depends on how I’m feeling or who I’m around! Like if I’m chilling at home I’ll usually be strongly she/her or strongly he/him! Weather around others I’m much more to the masc side or in between!

@adhd-brain-slushie @abandoned-dezxyre

Uhm idk who to tagggg so I’m just gonna let anyone who sees this repost????!!!

[gutz-spl4tter3d]

HIYYYAAAAA!!! I’m Gutz :3 ,, I’m primarily genderfae (but also considering myself Pawgender, Magi-pawed, and questioning Wolpertingeric!!). I’m lesbian, and demiromantic , and use they/them/theirs/themself, she/her/hers/herself, and paw/paws/pawself pronouns,, used like: “That’s her notebook” “I saw them over there!” “I told you about Gutz, right? I learned paw loves horror”

Uhhtkjdkwkska I’m js gonna go thru all the letters ,, open tags !!! @ender-afton @witch-of-the-crossroads @wolfspiderhivewing @rattboxwarriorr @oddogoblino @pixturepuurfect @simplymayafandoms @fading-bisexual-queen-milkshake @ghostlylexie @kiwi-thefruit @lagomorphlady @vixiestarfrost @bumblebee-chimera

[ender-afton]

HELLO HI I AM UH ENDER :3

I am uhhh Nonbinary I guess, Neptunic lesbian, And uhhh like Demireciproseflux I think- I use many pronouns but my main set are Thing/It/He/Ryx/Glitch/Null"

"Oh hey that's thing! Thing is very interesting, Thing makes a lot of stuff. Look at thing's moodboards!"

"Oh hey that's ryx! Ry is very interesting, Ry makes a lot of stuff, Look at ryx's moodboard!"

"Oh hey that's glitch! Glitch is very interesting, Glitch makes a lot of stuff, Look at glitches moodboards!"

"Oh hey that's it! It is very interesting, It makes a lot of stuff, Look at its moodboards!"

"Oh hey that's null! Null is very interesting,, Null makes a lot if stuff, Look at null's moodboards!"

Y'all already know how to use he/him so

Open tags,,,,,,,, And uhhhh @c3lestial-angel @ray-ofiiight

[ray-ofiiight]

Haii my names Ray, im a trans mam and a bit agender, im omniromantic, ambiamorous and quoiromantic/nebularomantic. I use he/him/xey/xem/star/stars.

@artisticavgeek @thatonerat1781 @fathercrowradio1987 @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @cl0verbeingcl0ver @gardenofstarss @psyche-official @owenthepuppy

[psyche-official]

hi my name's psyche (pronounced "sigh-key", i get a lot of "psych"), i'm a genderfluid (maybe genderflux) mess and i'm a (here we go) bisexual greyromantic demisexual. i usually use she/they pronouns :)

@library-of-hell @gardenofpebbless @fluidlee @genderfluiddisaster @calcium-is-screaming2 @winterinkspill @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @abrickofanticipation @skulkingintheemporium @evyyy77 @writers-offical @bisexual-kitkat-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @pond-scum-offical @loco-the-wolf @axylcalcorcipher @sylviecalifragilistic @thedamsolangelofan @thevillainisalwaysthebest @pickledoesthetumbling @two-minutes-five-minutes-ago @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @jacksfoxevangeline @ace-of-5pades @clairvoyantdisease @the-grassy-hill @minioceanchaos @theswedishcatlord1o1 @acreatureinyourwalls @annoyedbreadstick

[minioceanchaos]

Hi my names mini marine but you can call me whatever I'm not fussy as long as I know it's addressed at me Im genderfluid and use he/she/they/them/her/him pronouns used differently depending who I'm with and situation all that but mainly they/them if I haven't said anything else and I am a bisexual (possibly aromantic??) and an absolute disaster

The one I actually talk to @ryo-aspen

The person who I am interested in like a creature from the woods

@the-asocial-moth7

I need to follow more people lol

[ryo-aspen]

"hi, I'm Ryo, I'm genderfluid, omni (preference for women), demisexual and I usually use they/them but depending on how I perceive myself that day a mixture of he/she/it.

@kaizunotes @calcium-is-screaming @rowen-is-queer @2ofspadesssss

[rowen-is-queer]

Hi, I'm Rowen, I'm transmasc and aroace and I use he/they pronouns

@mysticaleldritchpunk @that-one-gay-turtle @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @samisntathing @algae122 +open sorry if you were already tagged by someone else

[your-neighbor-bear]

*sigh* reblog this post to pour vanilla extract on the person you reblogged it from

[rowen-is-queer]

My mom keeps telling me im on my phone too late at night and I need to get more sleep and then keeping me up to do paperwork

[rowen-is-queer]

Day five of big spring week duo for @aurorabigbang

I think the prompt was first meeting, this is the only one I did and its not finished yet