sweet anon

hello!👑

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

sweet anon here!

my name is szczepan👑. any pronouns. i'm 25. a bit colour blind (i see blues the best)

aro/pan

i'm into hrpf, supernatural, sherlock, heated rivalry and skam

i like studying languages and cooking based on vibes. no instructions Imao

i've been in these trenches since 2013 and i cannot escape.

behold, my ship list:

willmack, tzjd, 1988, tknp, sidgeno, mcstrome (for the angst), gabematt, bedmint, bedzar, 6337, 9743

destiel, johnlock, hollanov and evak

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

big fan of whatever is wrong with @n3v3rthriving. i consume every fic posted like a starving man given bread

[glovesdown]

this article about cat belanger toffoli is a foundational text to me like this woman got a full-ride scholarship for softball to gwu. she transferred to usc and graduated with a broadcast journalism degree. she worked a high-level job with the dodgers for eight years. and THEN she married an nhl player six years her junior. moral of the story NEVER let marrying rich get in the way of having a crazy sick career

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

tyler toffoli has always been HER wag☝️

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

one of my favorite scenes in heated rivalry is when j.j. says “if rozanov fucks you tonight i’ll fuck him back😤” and shane looks around for help from a grown up

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

so how are we feeling about the trades and contracts

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

as much as i LOVE a good found family or omegaverse fic… nothing beats a crash out fic. i’m pretty passive but sometimes ill read/watch something just know id lose my shit. (harry potter, shane hollander, neil josten, percy jackson, will graham and peter parker off the top of my head definitely deserve a crash out)

[themenacewhowrites]

I don’t know about you, but the Goalie Shane in my imagination knows how to pull off a terrific hip-check.

Because who would expect the goalie to hip-check people?

Nobody. Not a single soul.

Just join me in my imagination for a moment.

There you are, a regular little hockey player, you go after the puck behind the net where it’s just the goalie. This’ll be easy! Goalies play a different game than everyone else, just be careful not to smash them and spark a brawl… Then all of a sudden, you’re flying through the air, rethinking your life choices.

You just got hip-checked by a 5’10 goalie who might as well be a brick-and-mortar fixture living in the crease, with all of the zero times your team has been able to connect a puck to the back of his net. And he just booped you into the boards like it was nothing.

And you didn’t even get to touch the puck he was back there to set up.

Instant demoralization. Psychological warfare by a guy who didn’t even mean it that way.

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

shane checks ilya just like that pre tuna melt and he doesn’t stop thinking about it for weeks. everytime he thinks about it he blushes

[starrriee]

the brioux resurgence we're going to have...i actually prayed for days like this

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

i just know they’re going to observe tzjd and the everything else going on😭

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

can’t believe ilya rozanovs fat ass is making catch up on criminal minds evolution (i have not started it) (connor storrie is genuinely a great actor and i’m excited to see what he does with his character)

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

do i think the nhl follow tracker is a weird invasion of privacy? yes. however. the drama

[otterly-exhausted]

Im unreasonably happy to see others getting on the "omega mack puts his slick in goods/drinks and gives them to will" train

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

would this sound better or worse with context

[puckeater]

brad marchand we have to get you out of there. i don't care how YOU feel about it, i need you on a team that doesn't have multiple tkachuks

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

i think with the right divine intervention the rat gods will intervene and take out the false prophets.

[creature-feature-perceiver]

i'm already ready to die for our babies. baby squids YOU 🫵🫵 are so small and scared looking i hope you're having fun

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

if i ever get the vibe that the krakens have no fans. i’ll know that creature has passed due to mysterious circumstances

[creature-feature-perceiver]

LMAO it's my sworn duty to be annoying about my love of my seattle kraken on the dash of all of my non-kraken mutuals 🫡 and i take my duties SERIOUSLY!!!!

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

it’s true. any news i hear about them comes from you

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

i’m not a smosh fan (nothing against smosh just not something i follow). but every time i hear “what is a person if not memories?” i sob. it’s such a fucking bar

[creature-feature-perceiver]

i'm already ready to die for our babies. baby squids YOU 🫵🫵 are so small and scared looking i hope you're having fun

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

if i ever get the vibe that the krakens have no fans. i’ll know that creature has passed due to mysterious circumstances

[sweet-anon-hrpf]

just saw someone reassign stateside to ivar stenberg. it’s too soon. we JUST lost ekky. what happened to mourning periods😭 don’t get me wrong stenberg is adorable, definitely mack’s daughter, but not yet