[thelightinourheart]

[kaablescorner]

“ We all make choices. But in the end, our choices make us. “

[hologramdenier]

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)

[useless-swedenfacts]

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

[kaablescorner]

me when i'm home alone: no parents, this is going to be OUT OF CONTROL

me: *uses the bathroom with door open instead of closing it*

[starllex]

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

[tehraion]

By Min

[hotboysofficial]

#nofilter

[ramblingmansr-deactivated202312]

THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN

[proteinandtreadmills]

It never has.

[year-0f-the-kyle]

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

[verhaohan]

[acanthachaos]

I find this so adorable :3💜

[mr-wellnessjourney]

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

[the-human-senpaipede]

omfg need

[acciowintershield]

[lllethargic]

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”

[in-love-with-my-bed]

pretty sure that’s a cake not pudding

[playing-for-keeps]

pudding means dessert in england you salted slug

[madqueensarah]

#I THOUGHT PEOPLE REALLY LOVED PUDDING IN ENGLAND

[kaablescorner]

My friends when on a con. I ventured into Skyrim. Could be a lot worse. Dragons... come at be bro!!

[pettingdogs]

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse: . take car . go to mum’s . kill phil . grab liz . go to the winchester . have a nice cold pint . and wait for all this to blow over

[redwoodcollective]

So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down…but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death. 

[buttella]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[nemertea]

I’m sure I’ve reblogged this but it’s one of my favorite things.

[terriamon]

Open RP:

WHO DREW A DICK ON THIS MAP????

[monochromefalcon]

Nurse Mono here, providing you with your daily dose of Markiplier doodles! This time featuring a definitely professional doctor and some 19th century American fashion that I fact checked by spending about 3 minuets on google. 

Bonus me because nurses are cute and I hate empty space. Also Im the artist so I can do what I want.

Also, its now been a week since I started doing this, so sorry if you where hoping I would stop…

[anythingbutgrief]

When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist.

When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best thing out of the whole beautiful world.

[hipsterbrigadier]