Kabob129

she/her Dumb sleepy catgirl :3

[ozempicofficial]

[oblique-lane]

As a creative I must master all three and unlock the secret middle one

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

yeah thats Bullshit the USSR won the Space Race and its not even close

[queer-as-city-folk]

There are no filler pokemon

[queer-as-city-folk]

Besides the Babies and Bruxish

[kabob129]

Fish

[kabob129]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[kabob129]

[queer-as-city-folk]

most horrifying bus cancellation photo known to man

[totalchaos]

⚠️BUNNY EVENT IMMINENT⚠️

[queer-as-city-folk]

Where??

[tfw-adhd]

[meet-again]

This is weird bevause ive had this exact thought before

[wordsaremylife]

Actually it really does help to paint the picture

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

"why don't you set an alarm to remind yourself to put your marbles in your bag?" i will fill your shoes with goo

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works

[kabob129]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Pitching myself as a friend to someone

“This girl can fit so much neurodivergence and trauma”

Emulating smacking the roof of a car, I slap myself across the face, knocking me instantly unconscious

[revivivivify]

[azulcrescent]

Mistakes were made