hit the bricks

[kabuto-thoughts]

being a school bus driver is actually really fun and more satisfying than lab work or orphanages. you see, when you are a bus driver, they are only your problem for 20 minutes twice a day

[fem-nejlikor]

what if you were a musician and a tiny beetle came up to you after a show and told you "im your buggest fan" what then huh

[sasuke-offical]

i'd probably freak out and struggle to find the right words to say. i guess i would then get closer by, como se dice, lower myself to the beetle's level in order to—

[kabuto-thoughts]

do not fuck the beetle

[t4nku-deactivated20260714]

I legit needed to hear this

[kabuto-thoughts]

@sasuke-offical

[sanitymakesposts]

I can relate to the secretary bird

[sanitymakesposts]

What the Fuck You

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

Kabuto is one of the best ninja in the series and half the proof is that he is so slept on and still so significant. He is a ninja even to the narrative.

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[susiephone]

obsessed with characters who snapped because their circumstances were so fucked that losing it was literally the sanest response

[joltai-showa]

what is this expression even supposed to be lmao

[kabuto-thoughts]

many sleepless nights

[tsuchikokusha]

色诱之术

[narutwitter]

[joltai-showa]

does Kabuto know he's been living in Konoha since childhood when late 500s will show him operating as a spy outside the country before Orochimaru yoinked him off the road straight to suicide?

[kabuto-thoughts]

a real ninja's story must be full of contradictory and ambiguous information

[shiftingdecay]

I. I really like Kabuto and orochipython

Continuations of these posts

[shiftingdecay]

I wonder if orochimaru would be able to use animals as vessels

Like there’s no reason for him to, but CAN he. And would kabuto be forced into being a pet owner until it could be fixed

woah there's a sequel and a second sequel

[suziesnakes]

got lazy so didn’t color it; their common factor is that they both missed the other

oro: you’ve grown so much since the last time I saw you

kabu: please, not in front of the young—

oro: I don’t care.

[kabuto-thoughts]

where's my scales

[tsuchikokusha]

[clam-mmmm]

[orrr49]

I found more of my old naruto fanarts! Yes, I was obsessed with Orochimaru, lol (nothing has changed)