Snowy❄️ (they/them)

Omega Succubus Witch🔮⛓️ Neurodivergent/Furmum ♾️🐾 Asking Alexandria,Corpse & BMTH🎶 Prisma System(OSDD)🌈 Non-binary, polyqueer artist 🥀💀🇬🇧🤘🏻🎵💙🖤❄️🐕‍🦺🎨🦉♐️

[depsidase]

[speedlimit15]

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

[kaebaauftrags]

Anybody on this shitsite love Kiraw?

Been obsessed n need friends

[depsidase]

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

A friend stopped by

[ahordeofmandrills]

Yeah yeah fat boys or whatever. What about thirty year old cat men. What do they get

[daylightglitch]

trending for 48+ hours continuously without a break ohh the power

[sleepyslag]

As soon as I saw the title "Is Phan Real" I knew it was so deadly serious not clickbait because they would NEVER use Phan as clickbait like that. Like sure they've done a lot of relationship clickbait but invoking Phan is like. Sacred.

[ghostongasoline]

[ameowzingphil]

made it for myself but if anyone else wants it :3

[gerardwaysbob]

i cannot look at old videos and photos without thinking ‘they were in love here’ and like yeah i knew but now i know

[whostoleallthecookies]

i know the dan and phil reveal inevitably is a Tumblr Event TM and that means that the stuff that gets talked about is ironically very surface level and focused on how the Phandom (TM) feels but can we talk about the WRITING of that video??? the ART of it?????

the intro, for starters: it's INTENTIONAL. the bedsheets are ON PURPOSE. the shirts that match the bedsheets. the premise: how they were reduced to the Iconic Matching Bedsheets because that was how the fans Branded them. the intimacy of the bed setting. different but belonging together, the perfect speculated Are They Dating.

confirming it 7 seconds in to finally take control of the narrative.

then, the title card: gloved hands ripping apart the bedsheets and setting them on fire. anonymous people on the internet ruining something so incredibly private, ripping it apart and setting the dregs on fire. THAT'S the theme of the video: why they kept it a secret.. and why they're sharing it now. taking control of the narrative, shedding a light on the damage that was done.

when there are clips of old videos that were since privated i don't think it's accidental that they're taken from torrent sites with the logo intact and not the official upload. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. it feels invasive. IT WAS INVASIVE.

it's ART. it's INTENTIONAL. yeah they're dating but they're WRITERS. this isn't just a dating announcement, it's an introspective art film. a video essay. a think piece. so many layers to this video that i think many people are missing or ignoring.

then the REBRAND. it's such a powerful conclusion to a video all about strangers controlling the narrative of one's life and career, and finally freeing oneself from that chokehold. setting boundaries. deciding for yourself what, and how, you do from now on. a metamorphosis, maybe. finally taking back the control that was ripped from them for all those years.

incredible work, lads. im so proud of you.

[ahappydnp]

dan [not like other girls] announcing he's officially a 34 year old white man with a podcast. love him eternally

[ibenology]

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's insane that the opioid crisis is this horrible gaping chest wound in the country that's hemorrhaging the greater end of one hundred thousand souls a year, and instead of being mad at the Capitalists who literally, knowingly caused it in the first place, both parties are going "how could the Mexicans do this to us?"

[bjorkdotcom]

[fag691]

Its customary for men boarding the ship to touch or even briefly suck on the statue's cock. Some guys might even rub the nipples.

What they dont know is that you were cursed, turned into a statue, unable to move for eternity. But forever able to feel everything happening around you. Every touch, no matter how brief lingers for you for eternity. You are driven mad by seemingly endless pleasure and never able to cum or escape it.

And tonight some of the crew has gotten drunk, they moved you from your normal wall and discovered that on the other side you have an asshole and the sailors have been out for sea for so long they will practically fuck anything

[throathole]

It sounds really painful to fuck a bronze sculpture in the ass

[ahordeofmandrills]

Also why were you turned into bronze while you were bricked up? What about being cursed was arousing to you.

[kaebaauftrags]

As shown by the nicely done diamond body harness, he was gonna fuck a beautiful but oddly familiar person. Lured back by sweet words n wine, he played along with these interesting fantasies of another land. Only to find out once bound that this was an old "acquaintance" he had severely wronged. Having learned old magic during a long quest for revenge, the witch cast a powerful curse turning the man into the statue we see today. Forever tormented & embarrassed like the one who he wronged.

[depsidase]