What?

30/M/Gnawing at the hamster cage walls

[satanicpornocultshop]

my blog aesthetic doesn’t have a name It’s just me walking around picking up pebbles like “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty”

[sairgee]

[totallynotgayforyou]

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[eatpussypraylove]

I think I figured it out, the key to a successful life is to do what you want all the time and if you don’t do it then accept that you’re not doing it because that’s the choice you actually want to make. Just own your decisions and if you say you’re going to do something, do it. It sounds really simple, but almost nobody does it and when you meet people who are true to their word like that, you can feel the confidence and self-respect radiating off of them.

[winningmachine]

Being small Nobody quite recovers from being a child: the asymmetry of power between parents and children always leaves a trace

[captain-price-unofficially]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[bitter---wing]

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[nflstreet]

If you aren’t rocking with The Toker then fuck you

[robdogdraws]

Throw her

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I heard "well fuck me in the ass and call me Susie" on 7.200 MHz once and I've been saying it ever since

[fapper]

Really

[rexhistoria]

[christianstepmoms]

Honestly you're beyond delusional if you actually really truly believe Taylor Swift isn't a right winger, if not straight up an asset of the regime.

[christianstepmoms]

The amount of Cope from Swifties, especially Gaylors, after marrying Travis MAGA Kelce, and getting super buddy buddy with fucking Concentration Camp Wardens.

Bitch you're kowtowing to Coco Chanel 2.

[segamascott]

[armengoldira]

[anonymoustypewriter]

That's the fucking whoville Christmas band contraption that drove the grinch to madness

[segamascott]