Iconic Mean Girls quotes because we
love a sister savage
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Regina: Karen, come with me i wanna change your eyebrows.
Karen: Can i :) still :) have two :)?
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Karen: Caucasian :) thumbs :) up! :) 👍🏻
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Cady: I’m drinking ~ not soda ~ tonight ;) [falls]
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Gretchen: [climbing onto Cady’s bed holding her heels] Also, someone not me barfed in your oven
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Karen, during a scene change: Is :) this room :) moving?
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Gretchen: [casually rolling a lint roller on Regina’s butt half way through a scene]
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Gretchen: [making ostrich noises]
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Gretchen: [giving Regina a whole ass pretzel at the mall on her knees with her mouth]
(Jared Kleinman Voice: KiNkY!)
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Damien, after Karen’s part in stop: Bye Karen!
Karen: [does a weird horse-girl/tap dance girl hybrid walk off stage]
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Damien: did she just leave whilst i was acTiVeLy caRINg aboUt hEr n o
Damien: CADDY MARIE HERON GET BACC HERE
Damien: [agressively tapdancing towards cady]
Cady: Damien Hubbard, i am not making bad choices
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Karen, during her part in stop: now :) i only :) get naked :) with people [thumbs up] in person :)
Karen: also someone should just teach boys to not do that in the first place
Karen: ;-;
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Janis: this painting i made will represent teenage female power
[ensemble member brings on painting of a smiling mouth and holds it up]
Janis: [turns it on it’s side and smirks]
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Damien: and this picture of George Michael is something i like to hold when i’m singing
Damien: [sassy tambourine dance]
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