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chismosavirus

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

altierra

being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one’s birth. being a gentleman is something one learns.

vujon-deactivated20181228

shiganshina district right before mankind recieved a grim reminder in minecraft

kingmickeymouse

are you fucking forreal where is the file gimme

thorins-arkenstone

Eggsy Unwin, fiercely L O Y A L .

fahye

#okay but think for a minute of what the kingsman tests select for #loyalty and obedience #that’s it #sure merlin talked up the value of teamwork and altruism and so on #but failure to display those qualities never got any of the trainees eliminated #instead it all comes down to loyalty and obedience #those are the defining values for the knights #and of course that begs the question #loyalty and obedience to whom? (fireofspring)

which is why the kingsmen are going to have their hands full with eggsy, because he understands loyalty very well, but he’s coming at it from a totally different direction to the rest of them. you don’t betray your mates. you don’t grass anyone up. sure, he’d rather be arrested than run over an animal, but he’s never had the luxury of building his moral code on concepts like ‘the greater good’.

so the way he displays these qualities is intensely personal: from day one he is loyal to harry, and his obedience is contingent on that loyalty. when arthur, the ultimate authority figure, orders him to turn a blind eye and let valentine’s plot go ahead, eggsy doesn’t say I’d rather die than be complicit in these deaths. he says I’d rather be with harry. he saves the world because it’s what harry would want him to do.

fireofspring

angry hufflepuff eggsy unwin (via fahye)

eggsynoteggy

Slow clap for Eggsy being a loyal badass

mustardprecum

ANGRY HUFFLEPUFF EGGSY UNWIN

subin-nnn

lithefider

“Dude…what the hell wrong with u?”

Video source for the gifs I made: [x] When I saw it I HAD to.

rileyomalley

I FUCKING CACKLED

relientmk-deactivated20150404

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

scribblekin

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

frostbytemyrik

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

scribblekin

1,385 pounds

groovyghost

bukoya-reblogs

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

andisupreme

phuijl

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

dekutree

I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns

highfivesforcoolguys

By far the best Russian meme

hyperspace-ace

No, you don’t understand. All these photos are staged. For a while it was the hot new trend in Russia to hang on the outside of a building clad only in red underwear while somebody pretended to be about to shoot you. Like planking, only more russian.

xxsketchytrixterxx

Russia

ridleydaisy

kagewasabi

Oh, fuck me.

#deadpool #internal screaming

muppidupp

every time

wait-till-they-hear-about-this

-Deadpool is insecure -Deadpool has chronic pain -Deadpool is submissive in bed -Deadpool is pansexual -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips -Deadpool is a...

demona9999

Everytime I think about Prussia lately I just

I CANT HANDLE ALL THE FEELS I HAVE FOR HIM

and for all the people that think hes just an egocentric idiot are you blind to how truly amazing and full of feels he is?!

This big dork who got depressed when he realiced he had touched Hungarys breasts

and hten when he foudn her wounded in the woods helped her out

this stupidly overprotective big brother

even from his brothers perspective

one of the only people in hetalia to recognice Canada inmediatly

and hwo didnt evne realice he had a bird on his head until it was pointed out but loved it inmediatly

who still remembers his favorite ruler fondly

who managed to make Japan snap for his own good

this person who when failing to conquer Russia cause he waked his yandere side just convinced himself he didnt want it anyway

And later had to suffer Russia during the soviet union,along wiht all of the baltics

And came back to his brother like this

and then he got sorta absorbed by Germany and ceased to officially exist, making him very lonely and bored

but does this make him think less of his brother? hell no

he just keeps supporting him no matter what, even when Germany doesnt believe he can do what Prussia is sure he can

I CANT HANDLE THE END OF THIS COMIC AND YOU KNOW WHY

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

kagewasabi

i feel knives sticking in my heart

#aph prussia

winterviolin-deactivated2015031

(x) → I Google Myself.

glacecakes

I seriously don’t get why people hate on him. You don’t have to like his videos, but you can at least appreciate what he does for charity.

nabiarts

as I told myself ‘no more versus thingy fanart’ and here I am, making another one. But hey, who isn’t excited about this match, right? ； u ；

hydrolases

Lavoisier is having none of your shit.

mermaidskey

Heeeey so fun fact: the woman in that painting is Lavoisier’s wife, Marie-Anne Pierrette Paulze, who not only acted as Lavoisier’s lab assistant but also translated English and Latin texts into French so he could read them. But she didn’t just translate, she pointed out errors in the chemistry in some of the texts. Her observations of these errors convinced Lavoisier to study combustion, which led to his discovery of oxygen. She was also critical to the publication of Lavoisier’s Elementary Treatise on Chemistry in 1789. She kept strict records of every experiment they conducted together and drew detailed diagrams of all their equipment. She also threw amazing parties and invited all the brightest minds in science so her husband could pick their brains. After Lavoisier was guillotined she secured all of his notebooks and equipment for posterity.

In short: NOBODY KICKS MADAME LAVOISIER OUT OF THE LAB.

mermaidskey

Also, a side note: My historian husband-to-be pointed some things out to me about this painting. Notice that Madame Lavoisier is looking at the viewer, and all the light is on her, while Lavoisier himself is physically smaller than her, in shadow, and looking up to her in reverence. This isn’t a candid photograph- all of these choices are deliberate. The painting isn’t of Lavoisier- Madame Lavoisier is meant to be the central subject.

I can just imagine Lavoisier telling all his colleagues that his wife is really the one with all the clever ideas, and them patting him on the back and telling him he’s sweet for saying so.