Howdy Y’all!

Kai| Any pronouns| Ace who likes space| ships welcome | Theatre, cartoons, Disney, and books| will some day try cosplay |

[andromeda-xyz]

Late night, coffee-fueled graphic design. I'm not going to explain

[tympanista]

[batneko]

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[kaigra]

Hey what planet needs to go into the microwave so that my love life isn’t shit?

[jsnonsense]

the inherent eroticism of women who usually keep their hair up letting it down in your private company

[jsnonsense]

i don't know what it was about april 30th 2026 specifically, but in the span of about two hours this post got reblogged 50 times. this really hits home but on only very specific days at very specific hours en masse huh

[left-reminders]

[tall]

[anxietyproblem]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[the-big-mood]

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]