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I don't know if you even still check Tumblr but it is the year 2022 and I cannot stop thinking about your Hart of the Ocean fic, so I wanted to gift you a little rough doodle of mer!eggsy arriving at his new tank ;v; 💙🫧 thank you for a lovely fic!!!
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING. LIL EGGSY SO EXCITED FOR HIS NEW HOME. Aw love this is the sweetest thing, thank you so much for the adorable fanart! I will try to remember to put a link in the fic <3
WE'RE STARVING AND BURNING. PLEASE HELP PLEASE
paypal.me/CandiceHolm
i dont even know if anyone will see this or care or be able to help, but right now in South Africa an organised anarchy that has left my region demolished. We have no access food, medicine, and ours jobs have been taken away. My grandmother, mother and our cats are ill and starving. Our stores are demollished and burnt. Looters and criminals are stealing EVERYTHING, burning buildings and murdering people in the street, AND OUR POLICE AND MILITARY ARE ALLOWING THIS AND ARE NOT STOPPING IT, THEY ARE NOT HELPING CIVILIANS. I am living in The Purge, its all legal. I lie awake at night listening to mobs roam the street, guns shooting, wondering if they're going to break in and take what little we have and kill us. I havent slept in days, we were already living below our means and now we starve. i have to travel across cities to find food, but i have no money to organise the transport
i honestly don't think im going to survive this, im already considering putting the cats down and finding some way to peacefully end our lives. Im just trying this for the sake of keeping my family alive in hopes that we will make it through.
Anyone who knows me knows im not exaggerating or speaking lightly. if you can donate, PLEASE god help us
paypal.me/CandiceHolm
FINALLY.
tysm for 10k 🥺
Following the success of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, developer Glu has announced its next celebrity-focused game: and it will star none other than Nicki Minaj.
jasper-rolls:
video games have been saved
Thank God
LOKI (2021) | Episode One: Glorious Purpose
HAVE Y'ALL WATCHED THIS?
THE DUALITY. THE OUTFITS. THE AESTHETIC.
THIS👏VIDEO👏IS👏EVERYTHING👏
who is that and how do i get their gender
Pride Month starts Tuesday but I couldn’t wait that long😭
I apologize for the person Im goong to be when venom 2 comes out
So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.
6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.
If you’re lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!
(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)
Thanks for adding another hack!
I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!👌🏼
“towarzysz” to tak homoerotyczne słowo. towarzysz w czym, hm? w czym ci towarzyszy? w gejowskim seksie?
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’
AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD
Wow that’s good to know
This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body
Yeltsa Kcir. omg
very unfortunate that a significant chunk of good omens fandom seems to think aziraphale doesn’t fuck just because he’s an angel. he LOVES his worldly pleasures, why would he stop at gourmet sushi
crowley on the other hand cannot finish without someone (aziraphale) looking him in the eyes and telling him what a good job he’s doing
you know, this is one case where i actually don’t care at all if a creator gets wind of my raunchy posts, because if i had to read that american gods scene in which a woman consumes a man through her vagina then i refuse to feel any kind of shame for declaring that crowley has a praise kink
Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
Great post everybody
She lost her virginity where?
They’re missing the best part. Frankenstein was written as a bet. She, Lord Byron, and Percy Bysshe Shelley were all stuck inside during a shitty vacation in Geneva (which was caused by shitty weather from a freaking volcano the year before), and they all made a bet over who could write the best ghost story.
The woman invented sci-fi on a bet during a terrible- albeit probably sexy, given that noted historical slut Lord Byron was there- vacation. She was cool as hell.
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
IT’S BACK
Thread was missing my fave part.
i’m actually wheezing at all of this
being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven’t spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn’t strictly “necessary”] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you’re not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you’ll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it’s suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you’re running out of time]
Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?
Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.
In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.
I am Looking at these tags my guy
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ppl don’t like to imagine bi ppl coming to terms with being bi after identifying as gay bc they think that’s a downgrade lol. That’s why there’s like 100000 stories about cishets realizing they were bi and like 2 of gay ppl realizing they were bi.
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