Kaiserin Keily

I don’t know what I am doing here (She/Her)

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[cartyrs]

my victim roster

[kaiserinkeily]

I wish I had enough money to buy me the happiness all my ideas would create for more

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[kaiserinkeily]

Just in case Someone (not me definetly) doesn’t understand one of those examples. (Although I am honestly not completely sure on both) would you have one or two different comparisons?

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[byjove]

I don’t think you can raise your children in an isolated ‘off-grid’ way without being massively fucking abusive. Every few years there is a news story about an abusive and/or neglectful parent taking their children out of society and forcing them to rough it in the woods with no medical care, education, socialization or interaction with others outside of the familial unit and it usually results in someone dying or being traumatized for life. And people are sympathetic towards them online. It is fucking evil. Isolating children only benefits their abuser. It takes a village. You know damn well why they don’t want anyone else to teach, speak to, play with or watch out for their kids, control.

[kaiserinkeily]

I would say this also is the case cause completely isolating your children from their peers already is abuse in and of itself.

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[kaiserinkeily]

What a sometimes good boy talking about this on the internet

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[kaiserinkeily]

This is not an American thing to say. This is universal. Stay away from the military. They want you to die for their wars.

Raise the weapons against them and not for them.

[frottinq]

it really is interesting how most adults really only see child sexual assault through the lens of how it makes THEM feel. it's not really about the actual harm that comes to the children, it's about how they, the adult (the real victim) feels about the fact that a child or children got abused and taken advantage of.

like one time I saw a vid of some dudes who tricked some guys into thinking they were going to meet up with minors, instead they forced the two dudes to fight on camera. it's voyeurism, it's not about protecting children it's about the good feeling YOU, the viewer, get inside when you watch this happen.

or like I was arguing with some people about CSA being punishable by death. i don't care if child abusers die, let me say that. wouldn't care if they all killed themselves to a person. but there is a REASON child advocacy organizations will tell you that executing convicted pedophiles is a bad idea, and that's because it will lead to more children being killed to hide the crimes of the abuser.

But if you argue against THE STATE executing pedophiles, people start pulling the "ohhhh wow defending pedophiles. this the hill you wanna die on?" like no dude I just think about the effects of policy outside of the fucking feel-good yummies in my tummy I get from seeing someone I don't like punished.

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[kaiserinkeily]

Never thought about it this way, but I love that you did

[arctic-hands]

Thought crimes aren't real, telepaths don't exist, and even if they were and do, having your head constantly play "Fly me to the moon/Let me kick its fucking ass/Let me show you what I learned/In my moon jiu-jitsu class" on repeat while out and about in public isn't illegal

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[neveragainfools]

Sam Reich, On set at Game Changer: Now, you all understand how the Game Works?

Shane Hollander: Nobody told me anything, no.

Illya Rosanov: You brought us here to torture us, yes?

Brennan Lee Mulligan, on centre ice at a Boston Raiders Game: So we're just...playing hockey for this one? Has Sam run out of ideas, or is this a clever ruse?

Zac Oyama, facing him off: I get the distinct feeling he wants to make us kiss

[zexox]

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[satan-offical]

Tumblr is the only place where you can go "you know what I agree with satan" and people won't think your weird

[vollzeitherz-deactivated2026012]

Someone you can be with for hours and still want more !!!!