sweet birthday baby !

“Fun is for suckers . Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun. ” - N.V

[kakkaroach]

two starter calls? in three days? who am i? 

[kakkaroach]

      𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚎

[iluvvaporeonz]

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SWEET BIRTHDAY BAYBEE

[andremichaux]

[vivienvalentino]

—  You can eat anything, take anything, do anything.It’s impossible to destroy you. You’ll never die. — I am dying constantly!

RUSSIAN DOLL 1.01 — Nothing in This World is Easy

[fyesnatashalyonne]

[kakkaroach]

two starter calls? in three days? who am i? 

[kakkaroach]

synthezcid​ 

     There is a small, courteous, smile at the other’s remarks. Most, upon seeing him, tended to go for either derogative or frightened remarks, so he appreciated the more candor response, “ There is still the occasional rust and squeaking of the joints, but it is nothing copious amounts of motor oil cannot handle.” His smile shifts into practiced courtesy to a more genuine one, head bowing a little in embarrassment at his attempt at a quip, “–It is a joke.”

she laughs at the joke - genuinely at that. before nodding assuringly, “ yeah - i got that. it’s funny. you got a better sense of humor than most of the non-robot guys around here. ”  nadia wishes that were a joke, but frankly the types of men that hung around her social circles left a lot to be desired when it came to their humor. or personalities. she smiles at him around her cigarette, before taking it from her mouth and waving it gently “ -- this isn’t like, bad for your mainframe right? ”

[kakkaroach]

two starter calls? in three days? who am i? 

[fairweathermyth]

RUSSIAN DOLL (2019 - )

[kakkaroach]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐅 ?

the coffee / whether it’s your sharp tongue, your tendency to blow hot or cold, or the familiarity of you, you’re the coffee. don’t immediately assume that your undercurrent means you’re bitter, a common misconception, because people who like coffee always make it work for them. coffee doesn’t always have to be dark, it can be a warmth that’s comforting and the first start to a day. you aren’t nearly as tough as you make out to be, but we’ll keep your secret. you’re a constant, won’t ever go out of style. not everyone’s taste, but what is these days? 

an unknown quote reads “I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone... I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely” remember you don’t always need to face things yourself, there’s a reason people suggest “coffee?” when they want to spend time together.

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[kakkaroach]

❛  i don’t know who invited him but he won’t stop trying to suck me into discussions about moral imperatives.   people like to pretend like they know how people work in their heads when in reality he’s just a    GRADE A KANT.   ❜    she snorts at her own joke,  then glances to the other.  ❛  point is,  i’m too sober to talk about philosophy and this was my long winded way of asking if i get you another drink. ❜        @earnshawe​ LIKED

[kakkaroach]

the  cigarette  is  pulled  from  her  lips  only  to  speak,  waving  it  in  a  vague  gesture  as  she  does.    ❛ i  guess  being  a ...  red  robot  man,  you  don’ t age  right?   must  be  nice.   i  just rolled  my  shoulders  and  it  sounded  like  fucking  castanets.   it’s  all  downhill  from  here. ❜     @synthezcid​  LIKED

[kakkaroach]

❛ old buildings - eh - they’re never good, are they? it’s like, they’re a fuckin’ breeding ground for weird shit. i mean you never hear about a brand new apartment complex getting haunted it’s always the old creepy yeshivas. why’d you think that is? ❜  @mantvs​ LIKED

[kakkaroach]

❛  every night i go out believing that i as a human have evolved beyond hangovers. then we get to eight o’clock this morning when i’m telling my coffee machine to , quote - unquote;   ‘shut the fuck up’   and that’s the moment i realise — i have not.  ❜   @vhulgar​​  LIKED

[biodegrade]

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

[kakkaroach]

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