chaotic neutral

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[slime-crafters]

...what

[maplebunie]

[kosmonin]

[thorkizilla]

[datura-ad]

War Horse, acrylic, 20′’ x 16′’

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

huh well i wasn’t wasn’t expecting for the joker to reply to my post…

[mediumsizedboy]

[trash-yalife]

[yourfavisahimbo]

Every Male Orange Cat from Real Life is a Himbo!

[yourfavisahimbo]

The best part about this post is everyone tagging their own dumb orange cats who cant even defend themselves online

[iamthebestby2ne1]

if youve seen more than 5 animes youre problematic 

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

[badassdemonsword]

pick your poison

[thx]

me: this is a nice gif let me check the source to see what anime it’s from

source: #mecha #cyber punk #cyberpunk #cyber #future #futuristic #80s #90s #japan #animation #vaporwave #vapor wave #seapunk #sea punk #future funk

me: oh okay

[dyke2watchout4-deactivated20260]

the word “folx” is the most impotently performative thing ever

[sloppystyle]

[bucci-mayne]

[unclefather]

why is Michael Jackson accusing all these people of these crimes

[srsfunny]

We eatin’ Dick cheese tonight baby

[forestlymph]