sakke:D

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[muscosus]

[batshit-auspol]

May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading "Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus."

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[batshit-auspol]

Pleased to announce this guy just became the leader of the opposition in Australia, and the comments on instagram did not dissapoint

[crabussy]

obsessed with tone tags that are technically true but entirely irrelevant

[crabussy]

man how is it 3pm already. /nonsexual

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

[5altwaterfall]

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

[kalakehotyyny]

ajattelin että suomitumppu tykkäis tästä löydöstä

[mf-dude]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[vaspider]

It’s February and we are nearly halfway there, y'all. Keep this shit going.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dontswallow]

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

[capacity2]

His dignity

[glavilio]

The Mitten illus. E. Bulatov & O. Vassiliev

[roseturkishdelight]

gf bread: *is gluten free*

my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍞💖

[theconcealedweapon]

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[xdead-god-dreamingx]

[raddest-laddest]

no really, i must go. bye now!

(original under the cut)

[tsunflowers]

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

[isuggestforcecatgirl-2-deactiva]

prev why leave this in the notes this is hilarious

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[vomitpartyart]

comic about slop