[morsobaby]

I thought your icon was marilyn monroe, i am now being forced to get glasses

LMFAAOOOOOOO????? Either the Morso got WAY cuntier the last time I looked or Marilyn Monroe has not aged well. Which would be perfectly understandable on account of her being dead and all..

[morsobaby]

[lateiii]

[noraschweeps]

quick art

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[i-too-translate-into-swedish]

"tiden läker alla sår" FEL. tiden jagar mig med en kniv

[suomennoksia]

"aika parantaa kaikki haavat" VÄÄRIN. aika jahtaa mua puukon kanssa

[translating-posts-into-estonian]

"aeg parandab kõik haavad" VALE. aeg jahib mind noaga

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[dogg-meat]

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[malinastharlock]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[mousiebites]

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

[mousiebites]

folks, it turns out she cannot be saved, and actually, should be damned to hell

[sinsinewave]

ehkä jätän kuule Yle nyt kuitenkin väliin tällä kertaa

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.