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jess | 25 (8/02) | he/him if you see me reblog smth from a shitty person/source, please tell me Icon by @fernmage

[kalaziel0]

I am the mistake god foolishly let out of the assembly line and I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

[aimervee]

So anyways the Pokecology book is really good you guys

[probablytart]

Ok... but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar...

This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone.

[littleguysdaily]

I think you should be running this show tbh

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[letslipthehounds]

I feel like this is important information about this post.

[probuccalfat]

i don’t know how incels can even exist… like bro stop calling them foids and get a scuba certification or get really into rock climbing. some woman somewhere will think yeah sure why not i’ll spare some pussy

[probuccalfat]

almost every woman i know is always like “the hottest thing about him is that he has a passion and a hobby in the outdoors” i’m pretty sure a woman would fuck like a ratty 5’6” dude with temple recession and a beer gut if he was a snowboarder. matter of fact i’ve seen it 5 or 6 times. i’m pretty sure y’all are voluntarily involuntary celibates for the e-clout and e-community

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[lyraeon]

not to be mistaken for toxic positivity again but my god you need to learn to love the oppressed more than you hate their oppressors or else you are just delighting in feeling righteous while leaving those in need out in the cold

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[campyvillain]

cant stop thinking about those panels where harvey and twoface sing both parts of don’t go breaking my heart at a karaoke but they alternate the different parts between their two sides. whoever put that in that comic put that in for ME

[campyvillain]

batman villains just being Weird Little Guys my beloved.

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

888 days left

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[teaboot]

One time when I was like three years old I was laying in my mom’s bed, and I don’t remember what we were talking about except I was being fussy about having to do something, and just like whenever I was being like that she asked, “are you trying to pick a fight?”

And I didn’t really know what that meant, only that I always said no, but for some reason or another I was very annoyed and a fight sounded pretty good so for the first time ever I said “yes”

And I don’t know what I was expecting to happen, but I remember my mom just going “Okay, then. Let’s fight. What do you want to fight about?”

And I remember it occurring to me all of a sudden that the onus was on me to generate the energy to pick something to be mad about, and wishing she’d just do something worth fighting FOR me, but she just went, “I’m not the one who wants to fight. If you want to fight, you have to pick something to fight about”

and I just went ugh. Never mind, that’s too much work. So said “I don’t wanna fight actually, I’m just cranky” and she told me “okay well just say that next time” and in hindsight that was actually probably a very important formative experience

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[flowerbleedme]

this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it

[libraford]

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

[libraford]

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

[libraford]

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

[bruzum]