Kaleival

[kaleival]

This might be my favorite Kankaku Piero song yet. Hope someone translates this sometime.

Lyrics:

君には何が見えてる？ その目で今を　さあ 君の瞳に映る　何もかもすべてが はじめよう　さあ　ここから　幕開けだ

その目見開いて　僕を見つけ出し　知ったもん勝ち? 勘違いはよしてって　君だけのものじゃない 適当に並べた　言葉は「じゃあね」って　ゴミ箱行き 好き勝手やらせて　文句なんて認めやしない

ここであれこれ言う皆様へ一つ -何もわかっちゃいないだろう？-

君はどうだ？　何が見えてる？ 答えなんてありやしないだろ？ Fuck off. ありあまるフェイク このままじゃまだやりきれない 心はそう言ってるでしょう？　ねえ？ Fuck off. ありあまるフェイク

yeah, stand up and break your pressure. stand up and break your pressure. I've got a feeling that the time is coming right now. その見栄も野次も捨てちまえ That's bullshit. よく見てみな皆様 That's bullshit. Stand up and break your pressure.

後悔や絶望だって 消えやしないでしょう それでも

描いた未来図なんてさ きっと誰にもわからないけど このままでいいから　迷いはしないで

未来に絶対などないけど それでも今約束をしよう それまでもう少し　探し続けていくよ

「またね」を君へ p.s.　- だからはじめから全部噓だって言ってんじゃん -

周りに無理やり振り回されてる君　ねえ？ 「結局僕は誰？」って 「てめぇで考えろボケ」

[lily-orchard]

It's interesting to see someone... Well, actually LIKE Lion King 1/2. Comedy being the reason why, I'm assuming?

Who the fuck wouldn’t like it? It’s Timon and Pumba tooling around the first movie like jackasses. That’s awesome.

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

[nest-of-bears-blog]

JESUS

[ookumspookumswastakensomehow]

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

[forceyourway-deactivated2026032]

This makes me feel physically sick :’D I think I’m having really severe mood whiplash

[heartof-lion]

I…I don’t know how to feel about this.

[kbnet]

Honestly this is 90% of doujin music if you understand the lyrics.

[that-edm-life]

[nomehablen2]

shut up lmfaoooooooooo

[gaylor-moon]

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME

[bobross-fro]

This is the most amazing thing ever

[wheelz-of-steel-deactivated2018]

LOL

[jezmmart]

Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

[steviemact]

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

[bifurpawzsfw]

I CAN’T BREATH

[zyrian150]

THIS COMIC IS EXACTLY THE CORRECT LENGTH TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AS FUCK

[rakkudude]

the cheek caress MAKES this.

[hms-siren]

My assaulted by this twice in the same month, now y'all have to suffer with me.

[lily-orchard]

I really hope that’s a “Latest possible estimate” from EB Games.

I mean for fuck’s sake, 2018 release means it’ll have been 13 years between Kingdom Hearts 2 and 3.

…HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!

[midorynn]

NieR: Automata Anime, coming December 2090.

You can see these cuts in better quality with audio here:

https://d-oppelganger.deviantart.com/art/NieR-Automata-Anime-703917761

[memefo]

¡La mejor telenovela de todo Gensokyo!

[youkaiofdusk]

https://twitter.com/tomohiro_kby/status/898138256788684800

[nowthatswhaticallanime]

[everydaylouie]

lady and the chomp

[yurimangasmut]

[tumbling-website]

This is the best fanart I’ve ever seen

[lily-orchard]

“Satire” and “Prank” are two words the internet as redefined into “Being a complete asshole and expecting to not get punched for it.”

[jinglebunns]

if they have a “guy-guy friendship”, they gotta crack open a cold one* together

*(it’s soda, Chariot wouldn’t let them have anything else)

[gaelic-galpal]

of course the first person to start cheering on akko and diana would be fucking mako mankanshoku

[stardustguitar]

Sushio has to he the one behind this.

[mononomemenofuto]

10 more Touhou canon things that you may or may not know

Since the original post recently got a burst of reblogs, I thought I’d make another one. Here goes!

10.  Remilia and Clownpiece both speaks English.

9. Most of Gensokyo’s youkai rabbits were originally pets that were abandoned.

8. Kappa eat (as in legend) shirikodama, which are balls extracted from the anus containing one’s soul. The gensokyo kappa have made machines to extract them and Nitori even uses them as danmaku. Aya and Hatate both says they smell really bad.  

7. Marisa takes pride in being the second best youkai exterminator

6. Flandre isn’t very good at holding a conversation

5. Shiki Eiki was originally a ksitigarbha statue, before recieving enough faith to be promoted to Yamahood.

4.  Suwako laughs like a frog.

3. Sumireko occasionally hangs out with Mamizou in the outside world.

2. For youkai, the Orion constellation is just Suika.

1. Kasen once killed a baby/would-be dragon and fed it’s liver to her older dragon.

[leemoriya]

“Suwako laughs like a frog” I needed this

[punkadyne]

[riiri-chan-deactivated20160326]

still one of the best videos ever

[meowboii]

This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself. I’m seriously crying not even joking. 

[digidiskette]

You come into my home and put this video on my dash

and you’re not even @yourpaperpal