Everything and Nothing

🌻 - 30s. Featuring everything from Royals to books to cats to Star Wars. Tolkien sideblog: Elen-Galad.

[happylandchaos]

Kate & Curran, post-sparring (post flirting? It’s the same thing either way I suppose)

I’ve listened to the innkeeper audiobooks enough times to practically recite them alongside the cast, so I figured it was probably time I give the Kate Daniels series a go to scratch the itch while waiting. I’m enjoying it! Binged through the first four, just started Magic Slays. My two favorite innkeepers are still incontestably ranked in the top spot, but I can appreciate a couple that considers violence foreplay, so here ya go.

[diangelosnico]

At first it was a matter of survival. Later it became a matter of vengeance.

[housedemarr]

“Don’t die anymore,” he said quietly.

“It’s not like I tried to die on purpose.”

This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me by Ilona Andrews

[julius-caeser]

owch

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

[slyverware]

I hate how romanticized yearning is. It feels like a black hole is ripping me apart from the inside.

[devotedtodarling]

[awesomenikie]

One thing I appreciate about Kate Daniels is that she is a total badass that kicks ass but she also gets wrecked every book. Duality you know.

[parisgellrs]

[gandalfthequeer]

the only time of the year this can be posted

[hearts-keep-going]

But actually…

[writingwife-83]

Ben Solo supporters and reylo shippers, are we all ok?? Cuz I’m not. 🫠

[housedemarr]

B O O K S  W E  L O V E  -  Favourite fantasy series + Favorite Tropes

A lion roar burst through the phone. I held it away from my ear until he was done. “Very scary. I feel it’s my duty to remind you that threatening a member of law enforcement is punishable by law. If you would like to file a petition regarding your break-in, the Order will gladly look into the matter for you.”

The phone fell silent. Oh God. I gave him an aneurysm. Curran made an odd noise, halfway between snarl and a purr. “There is catnip all over my bed.”

I know, I dumped my entire supply on your comforter. It was a hell of a bed too, enormous. I had to literally climb onto it.

“I have to kill you,” Curran said, his voice oddly calm. “That’s the only reasonable solution”

(…)

“Of course you know this means war.”

“Whatever,” I hung up and exhaled. The attacked poodle gave me a bewildered look. “Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

Kate Daniel Series by Ilona Andrews

[baran-alhashimi]

Clark fiddling with his pants

[stardustrider]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

[buckysnack]

OH. MY. GOD. let me just-