The Master Wizard

Sup blud

[sunflowercocoa]

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

[notourdimension]

at first I thought it was some kind of insult poem and it was beautiful

[tentaclesandteacups]

My new favourite thing

[bambilivesinatree]

favouriting for future use

[kobra-kids]

So my mom got a new tattoo today

[factsnfunnypics]

[animal-factbook]

Sloths actually do attend schools in large numbers. However, their tendency to fall asleep during lectures prevents them from succeeding, thus many fail out. It’s a very troubling phenomenon and several NGOs have been created in order to aid with this terrible situation. 

[theremina]

[01012012]

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

AS ONE DOES.

[leonvrdmccoy]

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS

[whenmoments]

when you think you have life all figure out  

[ruffrowdyboiz]

What the fuck why would you just let the dog fall???

[andreasaur]

[kalinxs]

(via untexting, andreasaur)

[princessponies81]

you’ve heard of “here come dat boi,” now get ready for

there dat boi go

[mackszeen-deactivated20220921]

o shit farewell!!!!!!!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[versaceslut]

when your boyfriend has a huge dick and you want everyone to know its exclusively yours

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[jav0nine]

[weloveshortvideos]

This is my new fav wisdom teeth video 

[basicblake-deactivated20160731]

I am making the most inhuman noises

[seriouswapanese]

[twitterlols]

[winfieldblue]