[demoniac]

“I’m so pretty”

[yeetofjotunheim]

I’m fucking creased, this is hillarious yet accurate af 😂👌

[sickboywolfgang]

[zaziesource]

I hate the internet. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

[bob-belcher]

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cursed image. (via november17)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

[felicorvid]

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[obaewankenope]

Fucking dictionary.com ya’ll

[rollingaroundlife]

They fucking did that.

[zvaigzdelasas]

our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a table)

Anyway, eat the rich

[deejay]

What’s the mood today?

[chicks1023]

[chicks1023]

[clintbarthon]

CATWS vs Captain America comics

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[childhoodruiner]

[blackgirlsreverything]

Goosebumps!

[ugliugli]

YOU BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newjaxxcity]

WHERE THE ALBUM?!

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

@ MALE SINGERS TAKE FUCKING NOTES!

[juneeeb]

Wow this is so beautiful I️m crying

[mxmoonwitch]

One of my absolute favorite songs and this cover is beautiful! I need him to record this!

[zephror]

squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos

[lesbianmichelmishina]

if anyone is wondering “how the fuck?”: this was a pretty complicated thing that marvel set up, where they evaluated each hero and villain’s capabilities based on who they defeated, how they defeated them, who they were defeated by, and so on.

except, as it turns out, squirrel girl has defeated a LOT of powerful villains. case in point, her very first appearance has her solo-defeating doctor doom, without the help of iron man (who was nearby). this was also one of the few occasions where doom was defeated and it WASN’T a doombot. this turned squirrel girl into kind of a meme once the story hit the internet for obvious reasons, even though this story was just a one-shot. so then marvel brings her back, and has her defeat three villains in one comic, INCLUDING THANOS. (they even had other characters confirm that it wasn’t a trick, it wasn’t a fake thanos, that was actually thanos and he lost to squirrel girl because she set squirrels on him.)

the result? squirrel girl always wins. if there is an argument about “who would win?”, and squirrel girl is one of the options, then she wins by default because she’s squirrel girl. and this means that squirrel girl has to be the most powerful character in marvel by raw stats, because she always wins. you genuinely can’t beat squirrel girl.

by the by: she’s coming to the mcu soon in the new warriors tv show. that should be entertaining.

[sovietsofficial]

Local Furry Is Too Powerful, More at 11

[fucktsunderes-deactivated201312]

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me