Average Marvel Bitch

May | 27 | Psychologist | Marvel | DC | Enthusiastic reader and writer of fanfiction

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

[humanitysfandomhoe]

Reblogs save lives

[averagemarvelbitch]

You know what's sad? Having to tell my adult patients that they don't have to be boring fucks who hate everything to be considered adults.

Seriously, people have a very weird idea of what it means to be an adult. I have patients who come to me and tell me they are unhappy with their lives and they don't understand why, because they have a job, they have a good salary, they can pay their bills, they have a significant other, they're doing everything right and still they're unhappy.

And then we start talking and talking and, finally, we reach the real problem: they stopped being themselves.

I have so many patients who stopped doing things they liked - harmless things, fun things - because they felt it was innapropriate for an adult to do them.

Videogames? I'm too old for that.

Comic books? I'm too old for that.

Disney movies? That's for kids.

Super hero movies/series? I'm an adult, I should act like one.

Going to parks/carnivals? I don't have kids to do that with.

It's scary how these people simply gave up on these fun hobbies just because they reached a certain age. And it's even more scary that they don't see the problem with this.

Adult life is more than just work, paying bills and marriage. It's about going out with your friends, it's about buying silly things that have no purpose but to bring you a little joy, it's about having fun and living your life to the fullest.

You don't have to be a boring fuck to be an "acceptable adult". Fuck society and fuck whoever says you can't like something because you're "too old".

You're never too old to do the things you like, play the games you want to play and watch the movies/series you want to watch.

Dress up and go to Comic Con. Go to the midnight premiere of your favorite super hero movie. Read the "silly teen books" you want to read. Play that "childish" game you've been wanting to play.

Being an adult doesn't mean you need to forget who you are. Being older doesn't mean you need to let go of the things you love and enjoy.

Be unapologetically yourself and go live your best life!

[averagemarvelbitch]

I haven't been on this lovely hellhole for a while now, but decided to check it today and apparently this post i made some time ago just BLEW UP

I've been reading people's responses and OMG, you guys make me so happy! Knowing that you guys are out there, enjoying your adulthood and just being yourselves made my day!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, GUYS!

[averagemarvelbitch]

Things kids have said to me during their therapy sessions:

“The world is very chaotic right now, we should take a nap to see if it gets better when we wake up”. (A., 4 years old).

“I didn’t remember ‘cause my brain was thinking about the Avengers”. (M., 5 years old, when asked if he remembered to do his ‘homework’).

“It’s when you don’t eat and you get angry with everyone because you want to eat but you don’t want to eat ”. (S., 5 years old, when asked what is a diet - she wanted to start one).

[averagemarvelbitch]

“I hear voices in my head sometimes”

Me: what do they say?

“We will we will rock you!”

(V., 4 years old)

[averagemarvelbitch]

“I can’t remember”

You can’t remember?

“No, I can’t remember because I don’t have a racing car. If I had a racing car I’d definitely remember”.

(4 years old, when asked what he did on the weekend)

[averagemarvelbitch]

“Are we playing astronauts today?!”

(5 years old, seeing me wearing a face shield for the first time)

[averagemarvelbitch]

“Do you have children?”

No, I don’t

“Do you have a husband?”

I do not

“What about a boyfriend?”

No, I don’t have a boyfriend either

“Wow. What ARE you doing with your life?”

(6 years old,  effectively condening me to 5 years of therapy to regain my self esteem)

[averagemarvelbitch]

Last night I dreamed I was in line for a ride at Disney World and Taylor Swift came running, dressed as a princess, stole my candy apple and ran away

Wtf even is my brain, seriously

[holygraund]

GIRL & HER 11TH GRAMMY 💐

[averagemarvelbitch]

How can girls possibly be straight when Taylor Swift exists?

[averagemarvelbitch]

I see it

I like it

I want it

I think about it for the next three months, analyzing all my bills and any possible emergencies I may have and then fight myself daily, struggling to understand that I too am allowed to buy something that makes me happy even though I don't necessarily need it, and then I check my bank account again to see if I can actually afford it

I got it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[averagemarvelbitch]

This is the song that should've been playing at Steve's apartment in CA:WS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ghost-in-a-player-piano]

Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

[averagemarvelbitch]

As a therapist who has done couple’s counseling, most couples seem like they don’t even know each other, so...

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[averagemarvelbitch]

Non dienary

[mishaesque]

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

[averagemarvelbitch]

What a beautiful wedding

What a beautiful wedding, says the bridesmaid to a waiter

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a

THOR?!?

[averagemarvelbitch]

My Wandavision theories

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 3

Exhibit A:

1. Vision runs with the doctor on his back and neither the doctor nor the wife find it strange. 2. The conversation between Vision, Agnes and Herb. 3. The doctor saying “I don’t think we’ll get away after all. (...) Small towns, you know, so hard to... escape”.

Theory: the people who are in the “bubble” know they are trapped there, know there is someone out there (probably SWORD) trying to get them out, but do not dare to confront Wanda about it in fear of what she might do to them to keep her perfect reality alive. The fact that Wanda had babies makes them more hopeless because, now that she is a mother, it is even more unlikely that she will break this reality and release them.

Exhibit B:

1. Vision notices the many things that are wrong in their reality, but every time he tries to voice these concerns to Wanda, she dismisses him or rewinds, changing the “script”. 2. When Geraldine (who we all know is Monica) talks about Pietro and Ultron, Wanda is momentarily brought back from her invented reality and banishes Geraldine out of the “bubble” to protect said reality.

Theory: Wanda IS the one who created this reality and she is, at some level, conscious of that fact. She is doing her best to protect it from any and all that might harm it, which makes her dangerous.

What I think:

I believe Wanda was on a mission and something went wrong. Maybe she was going against Hydra; maybe, and this is a very far fetched theory, she was fighting against Agatha Harkness (who, in her reality, became Agnes); either way, something went wrong and destroyed the place where they are (as we can see from the trailers when her powers “stop working” and shows us the destroyed and old looking house) and Wanda created this reality where everything is normal, perfectly happy and no one died out of grief for yet another mission gone wrong.

Also, me every time i watch WandaVision:

[valtsv]

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like “ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others’ a living hell i’m just as bad as they are!” like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

[valtsv]

“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.

[averagemarvelbitch]

What are you catholic

What are you catholic

What are you catholic

[unbotheredmuse]

[averagemarvelbitch]

That's exactly how I feel every time I spend 50 bucks on sushi.

[averagemarvelbitch]

Okay but what if Iron Fist got pulled into the alternate dimension by Wanda?

Iron Fist? Tell me more

[averagemarvelbitch]

Is it possible that Wanda, without fully knowing, is holding the other people from the show “hostage” as characters on her little fantasy, to make it all real and keep Vision alive?

[averagemarvelbitch]

Today I saw a post on twitter of a black girl who is being called out by several white people because she talks against racism, but is dating a white guy.

I commented: “Sometimes I wish I was green because it’s hard being white and having to see this white people embarassing the shit out of us lol”

This guy, a military man, a “Captain”, 45 to 50 years old, who voted for Bolsonaro, who calls himself a Christian, replied with: “if you don’t wanna be white, then kill yourself and solve the issue”.

Like... Bitch, then I’m just gonna be white AND dead, the fuck you think is gonna happen, I’m gonna turn fucking pink all of a sudden?

He replied to every single comment in the trend, telling people to kill themselves... So I reported every single comment and every single one of his tweets... :) Have fun with your banned twitter account, Captain! God bless you!

[averagemarvelbitch]

A while back I made an Avengers edition Clue game... I’ve sold 20 PDF copies already lol Never thought it would become a thing! Maybe I should do more games, like Monopoly... Or other editions, like Animal Crossing! lol