kalopsia

gay loser lives here

[bloodgrain-deactivated20160421]

Gaara Week: Day one - Just Gaara.

I wanted to try out my Okami style on Gaara again- Except this time in his actual canon attire. I hope it turned out okay hhhHHH.

[kalopsiasblog]

[lion-deactivated20150711]

people who go through your entire blog liking and reblogging posts but don’t follow you

[generic-art]

[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[toastbutteregg]

[taishou-kun]

Takabatake Kashou 高畠華宵 (1888-1966)

Ningyo 人魚 (Mermaid) - Japan - 1920s

Source Takabatake Kashou Taisho Roman Museum 高畠華宵大正ロマン館

[jovan]

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

[camcrox]

teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fairyshirt]

the beatles

[donxicote]

Mt. Rushmore

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[valtsv]

[todaysbird]

[todaysbird]

[3000s]

what the hell im doing here. i dont belong here

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

[thyrell]

dude seriously ive sent in my resume to every hivemind in town, but none of us are answering our calls

[thyrell]

oh shit

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[musterniillustrates]

May I ask exactly "what" you think about the devil?

who's asking

[musterniillustrates]

as a kid nearly every day after school i would come home and go to the now extinct garfield.com to spend an hour reading the archived comics & garfield's response to odie's introduction in 1978 still reverberates in my subconscious. odie wasn't even jon's dog. he was his roommate lyman's dog. and lyman just vanished one day never to be seen again

[arielseaworth]

“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.”

- A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré