hi guys, as much as it pains me to say this, i think im just gonna… take an indefinite break from this account.
i quite literally cannot take the constant uphill battles of content labels and all that bullshit because i already struggled like hell for the ENTIRETY of November and here were are December 3rd and they’ve added the following to every. single. one. of my fics that have been posted from October 23rd to now;
it’s even been RE-ADDED to previous posts that i’ve had in “content label review” so from here on i hardly know what to do. even some of my DRAFTS have this label on it & it cannot be removed as i’ve recently found out, no mater how many times i replace the images orrr anything so, i (unfortunately) quit! if you’re confused as to why this is even an issue for me, i’ve already summed it up decently here.
though, in the (unlikely) event that i find a solution for this, you can pretend this post never existed!!
idk if it’s ai’s doing orrr another case of someone reporting me but either way, i appreciate and honestly adore all 18k of you i’ve managed to gather here & thank you for everything you guys have given to me thus far. if you’re still interested in my writing (albeit more plot-based rather than smut-based, kinda) you can find me on @kamiflix.
with love & officially signing off, kamiTV <3
( kinktober ‘25 ) — the only thing i’ll be keeping up.
oh damn im going to miss you :( will you ever move to another site? ao3?
guys i’ll be on @kamiflix LMAOO, it’ll be a while before i start writing oneshots & things of that nature again but if u still wanna read stuff written by me u can find me there !
actually so hurtful that tumblr is doing this i love your work so much kami ill keep coming back to your account hoping you come back but i understand it’s draining i wish you the best my love
aack ikikk, it sucks but at this point immm just not gonna stress abt it anymore! i love u guys sm so, again, ty for everything thus far <3
But if you do, just know we will all be waiting here until YOU are ready to come back. I wish you luck in your hiatus and will miss your works (I will be rereading them).
I hope you have a lovely hiatus.
Take care of yourself! -🐦⬛
thank you thank you!! tho, unless tumblr gets rid of their faulty flagging system, i don’t think i’ll be coming back to this acc. it feels like im being watched or smth 👁️👁️ LMAOO
I HOPE YOU SEE THIS REQUEST ML!! I do know this question kinda sounds cringe or pick me but it's my genuine question tbh 😭, though if you are uncomfortable with this you can ignore it.
Would jjk men like short reader?? Idk maybe under 5'3?? It can be a thought or headcanon, idk 🥲.
SO GLAD YOU ARE BACKKK!!! 💞💞💞
hii ml! the question isn’t cringe or pick me at all imo!! 🙂↕️ i won’t write it out fully tho bc i don’t care to write anything body-specific as stated in my rules !
BUT, i do believe the jjk men like short women! the only man im not sure abt is choso bc yuki is taller than him and they’re practically canon… in fanon tho im all for it & say he def likes a girl shorter than him since he isn’t exactly the tallest himself!!
inoue waka, who’s the woman on gojo’s phone in tht one ep, is 5’5 soo i doubt he’d mind a woman a few inches shorter than that tbh
mamaguro seemed like she was quite short in comparison to toji but the man is over 6 feet tall so im not sure… still don’t think he’d mind tho 🙂↕️
and the same kinda applies to all the others, those are just a few canon references & examples! but who cares, i say they all like all heights with no preference whatsoever!!🙂↕️🙂↕️
Frat boy gojo x nerd reader, and him fucking her in the library?? I have feeling that despite being a frat joy he is quite literally the top in class with the reader and them having a hate relationship until it's not. 😔🙇🏻♀️
yesyesyesss! fratjo who purposefully signs up for her tutoring just to take some time out of her day bc he def doesn’t need it at all 🙂↕️ then while in the library he’s fully convinced he’d have to quiet her down if they ever fucked but in reality it’s him who ends up being the loud one…
guy i was talking to in october told me he jerked his shit to my instagram highlight of me and my friend recreating this pose imagining he was giving me backshots brah 😭😭😭😭😭 i cant make ts up
HELP MEEE, guys jus jork it to anything these days istg 😭 the things i’ve had men reveal to me tht they got off on always make me laugh bc why r they soooooo easy LMAOOO
can u maybe do pastry chef (baker) reader and apprentice choso ? like he's super nervous to mess up because reader takes their business serious !
sorry if it's boring :(
it’s not boring at all lovely!! it actually sounds rlly cute 🥹
i see choso being an amazing baker whenever the reader’s not around but for whatever reason he’s a clumsy mess as soon as she enters the kitchen with him, stumbling over everything and every word like an idiot </3
it wouldn’t be until later tht he realizes it’s hard to bake around you when he’s always hard around you 🙂↕️🙂↕️
fratjo beefing with the sorority pres over the volume of his frat’s parties is such a funny concept to me, like they’d have a ‘war’ to annoy and ultimately realize they have no reason to keep it up, but too prideful to admit they like having each other’s attention
boy oh boy do i love any and all rivalry-type troupes.. like imagine all this but on top of it, they’re attending one other’s parties judging each other ESPECIALLY hard whenever their attention strays from one another… #jealousy
def ends with the two of them goin at it in the middle of one of said parties…
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This list is for when I write for someone not listed above (example here) or if I write something that includes two people from above (example here). Otherwise, if you ask to (or have asked to) be tagged in everything, you will be added to all open lists along with this one!
A/N: Please know that getting tagged for Multi character fics does not mean you'd be tagged in all my fics, just ones with more than two characters (usually headcanons, but can sometimes be a fic with three people)! The same thing applies vise-versa, if you ask to be tagged in all Toji & Gojo fics but I happen to write the two of them in a multi character fic, you won't be tagged there. I hope that makes sense!
A/N: forewarning i wrote this with no logic given to the procedure, inspired by a talk with @madamechrissy @uhnosav and @honeybunnnnie hehe
Shoko’s gloves snap on. The sterile lights, blindingly white, hum above – and Gojo Satoru is already three seconds in to being the most annoying patient alive.
He’s half-propped on the table (in the sense that he is literally in two halves, which is not the nicest sight to be operating on). Skin still knitting itself back together with Shoko’s help, high as a kite on whatever cocktail she’s jammed into his IV. And yet somehow not high enough to shut up. In fact, high enough to think it appropriate to bare his entire soul out like this is some late-night sleepover, and not a borderline reverse bisection.
“Hold still,” Shoko mutters, needling a shimmering stitch of cursed energy through his diaphragm.
And although Satoru can’t feel anything but pressure, he still flinches as violently as possible.
Dramatic bitch.
“OW– fuck– Shoko! Gentle! I have a wife to get home to, you know!”
“You’d get home to your wife faster – and with less chunks of flesh missing – if you stopped moving.”
“No, listen– listen,” he insists, one limp half-sewn arm flapping up as if to articulate his point, “You can’t mess me up. I’m serious. She likes me pretty.”
“You’re hardly pretty right now.”
Satoru reels like she’s the one who sliced him in half. “Rude. She thinks I'm gorgeous. Sexy.” His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, eyes glazing over, reminiscent – “I’ve got warm pussy waiting for me, Shoko. Warm. Pussy. You wouldn’t understand.”
“I’m sure.”
“No, no.. you can’t comprehend the perfection that is my wife. Her pussy alone has done more for humanity than every woman I suspect you’ve fingered combined.”
“Please stop talking.”
And he does. For a solid thirty seconds.
"She gon call me baby boo."
"Satoru."
He pauses. Then sighs dreamily, head lolling to the side as Shoko tugs another cursed suture tight, resealing his fascia with precise, practiced movements.
“God, I love her. My wife. My perfect wife. My everything. Did you know she made me lunch today? Little note in it and everything. Told me to be safe.” He beams, as if he didn’t just get cleaved in half like lasagna. “I tried!”
“You didn’t try hard enough.”
“You’re being mean to a wounded man.”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“A wounded man.. with.. with a wife!” Satoru corrects, voice slurring around the edges. “A wife who’s gonna be soooo mad if you send me home crooked. Don’t make her mad, Shoko. I’ll have to kiss her about it.”
“I am begging you to shut up.”
He pats her arm. Tries to, anyway – his hand drifts a full six inches left and taps a metal tray instead. Then, quieter, almost lost under the hum of machinery – “She’s gonna be.. really, really worried, y’know. If I don’t get home soon. She’d.. she might cry.”
His brows knit faintly.
“Don’t want that. Hate when she cries.”
Shoko seals the final knot of cursed energy, snips the thread, and finally looks up at him.
“Perfect timing, then. You’re all done.”
Satoru blinks.
Brightens.
Grins like a man resurrected (which is not entirely metaphorical).
“Great. Now take me home. My wife and pussy are waiting.”
Shoko rolls him off the table. Snorts when he thuds onto the floor. “Deserved.”
And Satoru, still smiling dopily, raises his head to whisper to no one in particular –
“I’m on my way, baby.”
A/N: "he starts slurring the lyrics to fat juicy & wet by sexxy red" - jai 2025
