The [mis]adventures of Kandis

22/US/In love with television and movies/ food fanatic/ laughing enthusiast

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[kandiskandat]

Fuck

[jeanqrey]

[moistowlettes]

[coledownlow-deactivated20131119]

I love this quote. I love this movie.

[aqueousserenade]

This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.

[roarkshop]

Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever. 

[subtitlesdaily]

[kandiskandat]

Anyone who has ever been like "FUCK IT ALL" with their jobs

[weloveshortvideos]

[notlostonanadventure]

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

[daydreamsandwhispers]

[wlwbeauty-blog]

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

[extrashenanigans-deactivated202]

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.

[boutella]

[rickscosnett-deactivated2022122]

[cinegasmic]

30 Rock Finale

[hellotailor]

ben carson, WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT, just turned down a role in Trump’s cabinet on the grounds that he, ben carson, does not have enough government experience.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[micdotcom]

[absolutelyiris]

micdotcom:

John Oliver gives 2016 the proper fucking send off it deserves

[olivesaverin]

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”

Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.

Buy a canoe.

this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

[scumbagsblog]

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

[oac47]

[almostsebastien]

Who is this!?!??

[quartermoose]

His name is Steven Martin. This is his IG, and here is an article with other amazing, stylish plus sized guys (yes it’s buzzfeed I know).

[arianagrowlr-deactivated2017041]

This is amazing omg

[queenciityconfidential]

I’m shocked. This is the first time I’ve EVER seen a plus sized male fashion model that wasn’t super muscular.

[tarynel]

Oh wow!!

[atheistj]

Joe Biden in January when he leaves Washington to the Trumps: