kaneandjackson

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If I was a superhero I'd without hesitation call myself something dumbass like Bubblepops McGee just so loads of people's last words would be like "save me Squigadoo Geegee"

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I wonder if James Corden’s put himself forward for the role of Percy Jackson yet, seen as he seems to be playing every other charactor in the whole world now anyway...

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I’m just saying but Percy definatly has a terrible singing voice but knows it and uses it to torture all the new campers with it because he knows they think “we can’t tell him that, he is the Percy Jackson” and he just wants to see how long it takes for one of them to finally snap and tell him.

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But he also does it to get them more comfortable around him because he knows he’s intimidating but he wants them to still feel comfortable around him and like he’s their big brother because he’s just sweet like that.

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I’m just saying but Percy definatly has a terrible singing voice but knows it and uses it to torture all the new campers with it because he knows they think “we can’t tell him that, he is the Percy Jackson” and he just wants to see how long it takes for one of them to finally snap and tell him.

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Why do people feel the need to say you have a good singing voice? Like no I don't I have ears?? Plus I'm way more worried about passing math class than I am about people hearing my attempt of belting the top notes of Defying Gravity

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Can you imagine having a Starkid Concert now?? The very second the Jamie Lynn Beatty says the words "to dieeee" the stadium would literally explode

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Cashier: that will be $20 please

Percy: sorry I don't have any money

Cashier: sorry then I can't sell you this

Percy: [slides $20 bill across the counter like a bribe] how bout now?

Cashier:

Annabeth: Percy stop messing with the mortals

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My dream is to play Percy Jackson in the TV show. True, I may be a 15 year old British girl whose afraid of the ocean. But I'm not gonna let that stop me

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Everyone always have that 1 tv show/ movie they watch which always cheers them up when they're upset. like no matter how sad you are or how many times you watched it it just still makes you feel so good inside

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Who's gonna save Percy?

Well historically: Percy

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The most fun Travis and Connor Stoll ever had was when everyone at CHB had to round up the 25 wild geese they released and the search never stopping because they numbered the geese 1-24 and then 26

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[Talking to Percy]

Annabeth: you left the fate of the world in the hands of Leo?

Annabeth: no offence

Leo: oh no I'm with you

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Annabeth: fine! you were right

Percy: and..?

Annabeth: I was less right

Percy:

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Monster: [about to kill Percy]

Percy:

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[Annabeth and Percy being chased by monsters]

Percy: *drops his candy*

Annabeth: hurry up we gotta go

Percy:

Annabeth: is your caNDY REALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR LIFE??

Percy:

Annabeth: PERCY?!

Percy: I'M THINKING

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Sadie: *pours her tea on the ground*

Carter *from the kitchen*: damn it Sadie you can't keep doing that just so I ask you if you've spilled the tea

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Frank: you look stressed

Percy: thanks, it's the stress