#shit text post

[skankhunt44]

I have lost faith in tumblr and the internet because of you idiots.

[kaneandjackson]

If Percy Jackson and Peter Parker ever met they'd either be 1) unstopabble or 2) easily stoppable by a jar of cookies

[jamfingers]

I wonder if my fbi agent reads my fanfiction? Do you like it, fbi person? Do you have any con crit? Do you want me to write for a different ship? Bc I know I'm a little obsessive about the otp. Hmu fbi agent, tell me what's good and what's ass.

[oldspacepunkprincess]

Voltron: Shallura ft. Pidge with everything my friends and I have said

Pidge: Mom, what's sex?

Allura: What's sex?

Shiro: ...

Allura: I don't know what you mean

Pidge: I read from this thing in your computer about mommy and daddys have sex

Shiro: *le pits of hell rips open and screams of the damned echo throughout the room*

Pidge: I don't even know what sex means..

Allura: Ahhh! You mean secks! Secks is when you carry sacks togather around a bedroom.

Shiro: *crawls out of the pit with in ripped victorian clothes*

Allura: Secks is also when you clean a bedroom up so hard that it causes you to make lots of noises and wake up all ur neighbors up in The middle of the night.

[youngkaes]

You: Dowoon

Brian, an intellectual: Dowoonie

[wicherdwewus]

‪S/o to all the bearded dragons. The world doesn't deserve your cute bellies and frantic waddling on smooth surfaces‬

[kaneandjackson]

[Annabeth and Percy being chased by monsters]

Percy: *drops his candy*

Annabeth: hurry up we gotta go

Percy:

Annabeth: is your caNDY REALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR LIFE??

Percy:

Annabeth: PERCY?!

Percy: I'M THINKING

[kaneandjackson]

The most fun Travis and Connor Stoll ever had was when everyone at CHB had to round up the 25 wild geese they released and the search never stopping because they numbered the geese 1-24 and then 26