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I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Hey Demons. It’s me, Ya Boi, Cotton Candy Prince.

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[odinsblog]

Me, 0.001 seconds after I find out Trump has died

[kurlyfryz]

I read this and just thought “Well yeah of course”

[deanismymom]

I’m coming to that party

[youmeandthevoid]

Can I come? I’ll bring snacks!

[receptionist-of-hell]

I’ll bring some games!!!!

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

you can come to my house, i’ll host it

[smooththegoofyshark]

I’ll bring some pop and sandwiches

[kangaroofrostbite-blog]

I’ll bring fluffy blankets and pillows! We can make a fort!

[orange-juice-sans]

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

[ithelpstodream]

HALLOWEEN PSA: “my heroes” (watch the whole thing)

[derringdont]

OK so I cried a little though in context it was obvious what was gonna happen

[cutiesncantrips]

Between the comment and the dramatic music, I thought it was gonna be sad. Thankfully, it was just awesome.

[sillysandersides]

Oh my god I love every second of this I’m crying but frick this is beautiful

[hissesssss]

@snakeboicouldbegayer

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I was so stressed waiting to figure out what was gonna happen.

[comedicreliefonlyworkswhenfunny]

Midoriya: *falling asleep sitting up*

Todoroki and Bakugou, beside him: This is it! Who will he choose?

Midoriya: *falls foreword, slamming his face on the ground* **still asleep**

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[teacupfulofstarshine]

why is this ME though

[yayroos]

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

[xantissa]

Seems like a good idea, worth a try.

[raven-reyes-of-sunshine]

For real guys, this is worth a try!

[incaseyouart]

Join me in doing this! Might not make a difference but it’s still worth a try!

[margo-sama]

it’s all I could think of after chapter 206

twitter

[dorkanddrearykay]

Hey y'all just found this super simple trick to avoid your account being flagged. They can’t delete what they can’t see.

Block tumblr on their own dang platform.

[dorkanddrearykay]

Also block @support while you’re at it.

We can survive this.

[animatedtext]

[gertiecraign]

Sounds fake, but ok.

[cptstvrgrs-deactivated20140705]

avengers au where clint’s got his hearing aids but he turns them off when hes bored so that he can try to decipher what everyones saying and no one knows he does it but they think its weird when he misses huge gaps of a story or throws in an oddly specific detail that never happened or gets a name really wrong on an official report tony and nat try to piece together whats happening through increasingly convoluted ways that may result in more than a few injuries steves convinced its just something left over from when loki was in his head and he keeps trying to get sam to talk to him about it bruce starts trying to develop a new hearing aid that’ll register the sound better (clint accepts them and then proceeds to continue turning those ones off too) and then one day thor’s telling a story about loki’s embarrassing childhood and he just offhandedly says ‘tell barton to turn his ears on, he will like the next part’ and the room just goes quiet as they realize theres absolutely nothing wrong with clint hes just been being a shit the entire time

[midghtwishesunheard-deactivated]

@clintbartonruinedmylife

[aviarei]

Visit Original Link

[badgertablet]

d…. dont like that

[friendhearts]

This is what an unfinished assignment due tomorrow sounds like

[tenaciousdecapitator]

Sans running out of Grillby’s because he was cut off after his 100th cup of coffee 

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[amnesiaguy]

venom (2018)

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

[limething]

Pawb

[lesbianredpanda]

Blessed image

[princesstigerbelle]

XL BNEANS

[marsapartment]

The replies on this tweet are killing me. B y e

[sweetsweetemo]

For this Bitchmas, don’t forget to:

kiss under the bitchletoe

run out into the snow

make yourself a little snow bitch that comes to life

have a snow bitch fight

appreciate the magic of the season

and remember: no one can bitch any mas than you.

Happy Holidays, bitches.

[berries]