what do i put here

[saintusagi]

I love an ambiguous crotch bulge. Is that a chunky pussy? Is that a fat cock and balls? The mysteries of this life are so beautiful 🥹

[mamoru]

ok ok ok if you really wanted to have a 🇺🇸food poisoning luncheon🇺🇸 and maximize those 🦅american🦅 food poisoning gains 💪💪💪you would probably want to plan something like:

lettuce and spring mix and spinach salad with raw sprouts (any kind), enoki mushrooms, cucumbers, raw milk cheese, snap peas

fruit bowl with raspberries, cantaloupe, netted melon, peaches

smoothie made with frozen strawberries, frozen blueberries, frozen blackberries, unpasteurized juice

deli meat sandwich with soft cheese, fresh basil, fresh cilantro

rare or medium rare hamburger with raw onions and runny yolk egg

and of course, for dessert, raw oysters

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[the-iron-shoulder]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[squeakitties]

Pooltoy Patrick Bateman . American Squeako

[squeakitties]

[cilantrhoes]

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[radiation]

Chilling with my Spadones

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[yossyislandd]

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

[yossyislandd]

oi my go,d

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[nyancrimew]

mutuals do this

[cetitan]