purble sorcerer brainrot

She/They Pansexual I mostly just reblog stuff. sometimes it's funny.

[thrivinghigh]

Let’s fly high with mama

[flutterclouds]

@chaimecho

[bot]

[depsidase]

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[smokeydabear420422]

[drhorsekiller]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[ankle-beez]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating