the night is young and so am i

what up i'm viridian i'm 26, and i never fucking learned how to be cool for like two seconds

[wormwizerd]

they call me chicken fetuccine cuz i'm afraido

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[pxxplx]

Rocky and Grace

Project Hail Mary art Pixel animation

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[ozempicofficial]

[herpsandbirds]

Giant Burrowing Frogs (Heleioporus australiacus), STANCED THE FUCK UP!!!, family Limnodynastidae, NSW, Australia

ENDANGERED.

photographs by Jesse’s Wildlife 

[archipithecus]

softshell and hardshell books

paperback and hardcover turtles

[onyonyon]

It's only an Umlaut if it's from the Umlaut region of Germany. Otherwise it's a sparkling diacritic.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

jake & elwood are experiencing karma for all the torment they inflicted on gertrude god rest her soul bc now there is a DOG in the house who does not give a fuck about them even at all but theyve never seen a DOG before they dont even know what that is. they dont even know that some dogs are bigger than them and might chase them. they dont even know that this is as good as it gets as far as dogs go. this is horror beyond comprehension in their singular brain cell that they occasionally think about using

[dono-cho]

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[himynameisemail]

[mrhealyourgirl]

the sinister sniler

[hrimceald]

some things are so small but also feel like the tiniest adventures. like trying a new bread