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The blog of Ari, artist, writer, and part time student. Here you'll find Arcane, the Silmarillion, Clone Wars, and original art and stories.

I ship Silvergifting, Vanco, Benco, Armorsoka, and anything else that takes my fancy.

Find my NSFW work at sleepybydesign.bsky.social. Strictly 18+.

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memorycycle

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

tashucashew

This is why self-serve gas is still illegal in New Jersey ⛽️ 👎

girlrry

deadgenerations

"i dont think thats true" powerful ward against Posts

terrorignitis

Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction

#this is the most maglor quote i have ever seen #<- prev yes

reallyreallyreallytrying

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

darinaethelaianprophet

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

kendoola

warcrimesimulator

no more coffee shop AUs. they're all nuclear engineers now its nuclear power station AU time

#HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??#this isn't a shitpost to me. it's real

dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2

how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 😈

akita-sensei

since I've reread the Silmarillion again and the brainrot set in, here's my fave little elf ⚒️💍

#exploding…… op these are GREAT!!#celebrimbor #tyelpe

lackadaisycal-art

Happy "The Bear Season 4" to all those who celebrate 🐻🐻🐻

#holy fuck this is great

alisa-aydin

HE ESCAPED

#LMFAOOOOOO #yeah this is good #superman

hello! could you please confirm if you know whether the dinluke fic 'clan of four' was deleted from ao3? i appreciated your post about the tropes in the ship and went looking for it <3

Hi! Yes, Clan of Four was deleted some time ago and we don't have any plans to repost it, sorry. Glad you enjoyed my post though! <3

Little Vanco comic

forgiving but vindictive

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Uncensored on my bsky!

#vanco #zaundads #vander #silco #arcane #artkaffe

i'm fuckin back SUCKERS

rooksunday

My DMs are fully broken (thanks Tumblr) but your tags on my mando’a post got me barking about Geordie mandos again— «Jaster Mereel is from Northumberland» LMFAOOOO YOU SHARE MY VISION!!!!!!! One must imagine Jaster eating mince and dumplings

MINCE AND DUMPLINGS FOR MY BOY

he has mapped out every part of northumberland concord dawn based on the best pub lunches. he tells jango every taungsday about a pie he had once with a gravy just so.

jango has the more geordie-style accent because of the grunts’ influence and when he and myles get together they speak at speeds jaster needs his HUD to interpret.

at some point i want to write a mando saying ‘haddaway and shite’ because i am tickled at the thought.

wait WAIT ‘oya’ and ‘howay’. was that in your post?

kanskje-kaffe

Gravy’s fookin lush like!!!!!!!!!

AND NO DUDE OMG OYA/HOWAY IS SO REAL!!!!!!

Jango and Myles having the multi-Geordie speed multiplication factor is absolutely accurate man oh my god