카페모카

fuck this we’re all going to die anyway

[kapemocha]

i have fucking HEART PALPITATIONS whenever i THINK ABOUT YOU you big LOSER UGH

[starsberrisnunicorns]

✨👑✨ Show em how it’s done sis! ✨👑✨

[kaijuno]

Young Ben Shapiro vs 2012 Elon Musk who would win

[schrodingerscatdied]

Ok but how Ben went from this to what he is now is a prime example of why you shouldn't bully people because you might empower them to be Nazis. Let that nerdy kid with a sword just be.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

actually this is a prime example of how if you see a weird nerdy kid with a sword you should kill them before they get the chance to become ben shapiro. good guess though

[toastbutteregg]

[hustlerose]

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

[amishsicario]

[wehavecats]

Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)

[stephendann]

blankie is best blankie ever

[rhube]

i could tell even before turning on the sound that cat is indescribably happy.

[iwashandpicked]

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

[unclefather]

“Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under”

[freshstrawberryjam]

[feastuponthis]

[rotblut]

“Forever, with love and respect, I will cherish her.” – Hwang Hee Tae YOUTH OF MAY (2021) dir. Song Min Yeop

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

conversations in a parked car be intense as fuck.

[drunkwhenimadethis]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[darkwizardtheorist]

Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.

[mzminola]

Yep! My dad was in the Coast Guard during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era and one thing he mentioned was gay and lesbian service members marrying each other both for mutual bearding, and because married people got better housing.

Additionally my grandmother married one of her guy friends because her job offered dental insurance to employees and spouses and he needed some dental work done. They got married, processed the paperwork, got his dental problems fixed, made sure all the insurance payments went through, and divorced.

Two people getting married for the benefits has been going on as long as we’ve had benefits to marriage, and if two women doing it is homophobic then I guess someone’s going to have to tell my grandmother she was heterophobic.

[erudipitous]

also let people get married platonically??? like apparently the people referenced in this video weren’t just doing it for tax benefits, they’re marrying because of their close connection and desire for commitment. like they plan on co-parenting and shit. platonic intimacy exists! romantic connection isn’t inherently more important!

[teaboot]

Marriage literally exists for convenience, fuck yeah get hitched

[godtierwallflower]

The Uzumaki family going on another picnic now that there’s a new member

[seokmatthewz]

will you be my friend?