gender witch

Emmy 29 HTX

[iloveyou9]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[dogpuppy]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[picklebit]

Fr dude

If I could think during that time I'd be unstoppable

[aurpiment]

I’m saying like

[dogpuppy]

[freshstrawberryjam]

my god there’s nothing like talking shit with your coworkers using full legal names in public

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[baradragon]

last night was distributed by janus films

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[socialmaya]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]