I would die for Billy Kaplan

28, currently in limbo

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[the-bored-coffee]

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

[guooey]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[holyblanchett]

THIS IS CINEMA

[suddenrundown]

to be clear for people not in the know dan and phil have been teasing a rebrand for a while no one expected them to like. admit they're in love and have been since 2009 today.

[cloysterbell]

No but seriously imagine it happening on a random ass Monday

[suddenrundown]

no but seriously....imagine it

[cloysterbell]

[kaplanetary]

i cant believe ive been here long enough for phan to become real

[random-bookquotes]

But I wonder if we also ignore illness because of our bias toward agency and control. We would like to imagine that we captain the ships of our lives, that human history is largely the story of human choice. Perhaps this is why rumors have swirled for millennia that Alexander the Great died of poisoning even though he almost certainly died of typhoid or malaria. We simply don’t want a world where even the most powerful emperor can be felled by mere infection.

John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

banger.

[vampirerex]

Just asked my brother if he knew what John Green was famous for and he replied “being Hank Green’s brother?”

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

The kids are gonna be alright.

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just read a really good book about tumblr (as yet unpublished) and was reminded that this place was a huge part of my life, and a huge heartbreak in my life, and a huge gift in my life, and a huge everything else in my life.

What a strange time. And how lovely that tumblr has survived in spite of it all.

[tlirsgender]

Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[deactivated20251114]

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

[willgrahamscock]

every day is more unbearable than the last yet I still log onto this website to look at gifs and jpegs

[willgrahamscock]

save me gifs and jpegs save me

[obviioo]

The Covey being buried in the woods is so fitting because they were never district, they were covey. When they died they returned to their home.

[petruchio]

if Sunrise has gifted me anything it’s the premise of a fanfiction where Peeta and Haymitch have a heart to heart over the conversation they both totally had with Snow in which he tried to convince them that their free-spirited girls aren’t trustworthy and neither of them were having it

PLEASE write this

haymitch one day after the war, sipping his drink on the porch and watching his geese run around the yard: “you ever get the feeling that president snow had like… weirdly strong feelings about girls from 12?”

peeta: “YOU GOT THE TALK TOO?”