Smash or Pass: Eileen the Crow (Bloodborne)
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Smash or Pass: Eileen the Crow (Bloodborne)
Smash
Pass
I have never clicked smash faster in my life
Maybe I'm a little gay
VOLUME 1
dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
im a big fan of long fish. sturgeon, arapaima, gar. just normal fish that have been stretched out
The longer the better i always say
@sturgeonposting Wait wait wait, you can't just drop this and not give us context!! Is.... Is this a real picture??? Can sturgeons really get THIS big with enough time?????
That looks like a beluga sturgeon (maybe a kaluga) from eastern Europe/Russia. The biggest one on record was like, 24 feet long, and I think itās still preserved in a museum somewhere!
Correct, this is that very same fish!
Didnāt want to assume, but sweet! I didnāt realize there was a photo!
23ā 7ā (7.2 m) long, and 3463 lb (1571 kg), caught in the Volga River in 1827.
Itās a shame that modern belugas, kalugas and other large sturgeons donāt tend to be as long as they used to, though with protections and enough time they might once again reach these gargantuan sizes. Imagine seeing one of these ancient beasts swimming underneath you! So powerful yet so gentleā¦
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merch idea for transfems and transmascs
ok wow that's a lot of love for this I'll see what I can do, I am bad at making things so if I don't do anything with this idea soon please bother me about it, I would really appreciate it
the bros ever
Transformers More Than Meets The Eye is a wonderful comic with beautifully written characters. This is what I take away from it thus far
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A piece about survivors guilt.
This comic isn't perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.
I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.
Thank you for reading this with an open heart.
From the river to the sea...
i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
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@facelesstimekeeper this sounds like something you'd find funny
why am i hearing minecraft villager sounds effects in my house
Ohhhh fuck. oh my god
You get an Atlantic Tarpon
Megalops antlanticus
Oh Atlantic Tarpon We're Really In It Now
In which Drift helps Rodimus relax in the most effective way he knows
@facelesstimekeeper
Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns
look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin
American behavior trying to turn everything into hamburger.
Tumblr user behavior trying to turn everything into something to be ashamed of.
this didnāt deserve to be hidden in the tags
what the fuck
saxo cere comminuit brum
what the actual fuck
@nekrotikon
the word for brain here is cerebrum, and itās been literally split in two
Iāve seen wordplay like this before in Latin, but with compound words that are clearly made up of separate parts
but ācereā is not a word and neither is ābrumā
you could translate it something like
āhe split his br apart ain with a rockā
and itās only slightly less unreadable than that due to freer word order
needless to say something Iād expect more from a modern experimental poem than an ancient epic
Latin linguistic shitposting is amazing. Like, I canāt recall exactly, but thereās a line of poetry that says basically āClaudius lives in the mountains mountainsā.
Except because Latin is inflected and word order is less important, itās actually written like āin the (mountains) Claudius (mountains) livedā
And it still means the same thing. Except why the duplicate of mountains? Because it turns out, Claudius didnāt live in the mountains. He lived in a valley between two mountains.
They changed the word order of the sentence and duplicate a word, to do a word-order pun about where some random guy lived! Itās great, and exactly the kind of thing you canāt do in English, because we depend so much more on word order.
official linguistics post
the grinning goop
It's him, the Jack who flaps. The flapperrrr, the 1920s girlie even.
The Jack who flaps in the night.
Who up flappin they jack
the grinning goop
It's him, the Jack who flaps. The flapperrrr, the 1920s girlie even.
The Jack who flaps in the night.