A return to form

Hey, im Aubrey! She/They

[shanks]

云尾疏狂

[animepopheart]

★ 【夕涙ウユ】 「 中野四葉 」 ☆ ⊳ yotsuba // the quintessential quintuplets ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on instagram

[kar-kit-kat]

Wow! It's been like 4 years! I wanna try using Tumblr again (even though most of my followers have probably deserted) and I'm a girl now thx bye

[kar-kit-kat]

oh yeah i dont use tumblr much anymore at all but if you still wanna hear from me follow me @dribblesd on twitter!!!

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[sunwukxng]

this caption has no business being that funny

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[jonbutter]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Adam Duritz

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this is exactly what intrusive thoughts are like

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

this song sounds fucking awesome

[birlinterrupted]

One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

apparently Doki Doki Literature Club is one of those “just fuckin play it and read NOTHING ABOUT IT” games so i’ll probably check that out

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

about an hour in and im SUPER intrigued

it’s obviously foreshadowing something but the poems are really fucking good. i think i share a lot of similar writing ideologies with this game

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[kar-kit-kat]

Im sorry WHAT

[puniper]

[cult-of-poissonality]

Master of Shuppets™

[anowlette]

[pixel-sylveon]

hey american followers

canadians reblogged fcc & net neutrality stuff for you so you had access to information - can you lend a hand and help us now?

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Context (please share this post!):

Bell, Cineplex, Rogers and Shaw are trying to censor the internet and force the end of net neutrality in Canada.

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[ken-katarn]

i don’t see it

now i see it

[thekingofthehallows-deactivated]

Look it you @justanothernerdyroleplayer

[siriusly-unbothered-leo-deactiv]

@siriusly-not-over-remus why is this you???on so many levels

[mini-laffytaffy]

I have been told it changes when you reblog it.  I’m scared.  I feel like I can already relate to it, I don want it to change.  

[favoritestuff]

Pffffft

[bunn-mun]

Me to anyone

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

nice

[heir-of-hope]

So recently people have been talking about the guy running for senator who’s named Dave Strider. Upon further research on his FB page, a couple folks have left Homestuck related comments on his feed. 

He wondered what it meant, and a new feed started:

So, I (with the help of my chum) decided to type out an explanation about the whole thing,

Then moments later, he replied,

Bless this man’s soul.  He allowed me to tell him about Homestuck. 

Dave irl is just as cool as Dave in-comic.

[chlora-boii]

HE ACTUALLY READ SOME OF THE START, THE BLOODY MADMAN

[colt-kun]

Oh no

[theswordwizard]

UH