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[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck

[goggles-mcgee]

Bruce Wayne in the middle of a robbery/hijacking at a gala or something, completely done and just so tired mentally and physically and really not wanting to sneak out and get suited up as the bat: Hey can I like pay you to do this another day? Can...is that something I can do?

The villain of the day knowing damn well that Bruce is always a nice hostage, always willing to play along with their schemes and sometimes fun enough to try and stop them: you good bro?

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Bruce: If I give you fifty thousand dollars right now will you let everyone go?

Harley: Oh yeah just wire it to my bank account! But first *puts on doctor coat* let's talk about you

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jackarthurdavenport]

BUCKY BARNES + phone

[sebastians-stan]

I won’t let you hurt anyone. The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | The Whole World Is Watching

[seashellronan]

i hate when people are like “don’t dye your hair at home it’s going to look bad!” that’s the whole fucking point i think looking like shit is sexy, why don’t you recognise the inherent classicism behind societal standards or mind your business

[brawltogethernow]

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

[brawltogethernow]

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

[mamapluto]

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

[brawltogethernow]

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

[brawltogethernow]

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

[brawltogethernow]

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

[brawltogethernow]

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

[fandomsandstuff]

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

[brawltogethernow]

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

[mcupoc]

THE CORONATION OF ERIK KILLMONGER

[milesgmorales-archive]

Little help? ↳ requested by @spidergirl7

[ficsinhistory]

[waj13]

I love the parallel between the way Aaron and Jefferson is holding up Miles…

Aaron: Swaying from side to side, holding miles legs by the front not all the way around his legs/ankles and miles having to shift his feet to stay steady.

(Is not stable for miles and not completely keeping miles safe and could get him hurt)

Jefferson: Holding still, holding miles legs by having his hands around miles legs/ankles, miles don’t need to shift to be steady. 

(Is stable for miles and makes sure he is safe and make sure he can not be hurt)

[why-bless-your-heart]

[devillicious]

I thought of something different when I saw this. Jefferson is steady holding Miles because he has experience in it. When he and Aaron were growing up and getting into trouble, I’m sure Aaron did the handiwork while Jefferson held him up. He knows the drill. Aaron is all shaky because he’s used to being the one up top.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[derpypandaqueen]

Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.

https://themadmommy.com/black-owned-etsy-shops/

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[thedurvin]

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

[loveletter2you]

[stars-bean]

Lupita Nyong’o as NAKIA in Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

[imposterogers]

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

[thecryptkeeper]

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

thor and loki, thousands of years old, think of themselves as gods: lmao check this out i’m going to totally fool this guy

the grandmaster, a literal immortal whose immortality is entirely dependent on not getting bored: oh my….i have been fooled…..i hope none of you overthrow my leadership on the way out…….

[phantomchick]

#apparently the Collector and Grandmaster are fuelled on their own will to live#so as long as they have a stupid purpose they’re good#the collector set himself an impossible task so he could keep busy#and the grandmaster creates drama via fidefortitude

This is literally so interesting??

[sci-fi-archived-deactivated2024]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

[fred-weasleys]

“ …the ones who do call him the Winter Soldier. He is credited with over two dozens assassinations in the last 50 years. “

happy birthday @austens! 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person who likes it in your school or whatever is this weirdo angry greaseboy?? And you can like kind of get along JUST talking about The Thing and like if you have a conversation about literally anything else you cant stand it cuz hes just that bad. and he takes the fact that you also know what anime is as a sign that youre into him??? Thats kylo ren to me