Hello.

idek man.

[giftofgabber]

I want more garlic butter at all times

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[lierabee]

awawa

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[7dmom]

Food rots because it is evil

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[heedlesshoossy]

Hey, fat people deserve to have fun and get their needs met even if they’re the least healthy mf you know. Fat people deserve proper medical care, and carbs, and to wear shorts and so many more things! EVEN IF THEY ARE UNWELL AND ESPECIALLY IF THAT UNWELLNESS IS DUE TO THEIR WEIGHT!!! Fat people deserve the world and more. Not just the healthy fats or attractive fats or small fats or fats that are fat because of medication or disability.

skinny people please reblog this one

Everyone reblog this one

[dogpuppy]

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[guavamandering]

they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever