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[karaleemah]

i forgot to share here that chapter 3 of Drive By is out! and i fear it'll take even longer for chapter 4, but well, i am my biggest enemy. enjoy!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[karaleemah]

my absolute favorite outfit from the movie, a shame it was a three seconds long shot

[nessa007]

Sad and drunk Janine is ruthless! ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 5 | Episode 20 "Night Out"

[nessa007]

Sad and drunk Janine is ruthless! ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 5 | Episode 20 "Night Out"

[thesilvercowcreamer]

[gaytanic-panic]

[within-the-last-minute]

stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.

[floristaute]

Miranda after Andy threw her phone into the fountain

[raptorcivilization]

There’s a BAFTA-winning, Oscar-nominated documentary that posted Kermit gulag

[raptorcivilization]

Mr Nobody Against Putin is a documentary about a Russian teacher that documents - and attempts to subvert - the state propaganda being used in Russian schools to justify the Ukraine war. The guy secretly recorded a lot of footage and had to be snuck out of Russia for his own safety, and so this could be known. It’s been receiving critical accolades and heaps of praise, including the aforementioned award wins/nominations.

My boyfriend just watched it in a theater and noticed something. At one point the movie references the guy who implemented the gulag system, following up on a comment from a history teacher, and this is the image they picked to represent it.

It’s fucking Kermit gulag. They grayscaled an image of the gulag scene from Muppets Most Wanted and used it to illustrate an actual Soviet gulag, alongside actual historical pictures and footage, in a deathly serious documentary. See for yourself, 32 minutes in. There is no reference or citation to the Muppets/Disney in the credits so this seems like a genuine fuckup in the editing room.

[raptorcivilization]

Update: this movie just won the Oscar for Best Documentary

[neanderthyall]

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

[merylsmoans]

Andrea is on top. Miranda is on bottom. And you'll never change my mind.

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[xialiuyi]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 3.04 • The Oolong Slayer

[kemonomimichiru]

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

[smileytiger28]

[ID: an idyllic sparkly seascape with colorful fish, happy dolphins, and a rainbow through the bright, sunny sky. End ID]

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"