Related
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER

⁂

No title available
Misplaced Lens Cap

Andulka
DEAR READER
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things

JBB: An Artblog!
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
h
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Austria

seen from T1

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Brazil

seen from Australia
seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Netherlands

seen from T1

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
@karathraace
Related
This is a home for Keyleth lovers and supporters first and foremost
“No beds means no fucking beds.”
as always when a famous jewish person passes, i feel the need to restate that the correct jewish honorific in death is “may their memory be a blessing”
Me: hasn’t even rolled stats for a character
Me: has a Pinterest board, several folders in scrivener, and a Spotify playlist dedicated to said character
“…care for Essek and attraction for Essek…”
EXCUSE ME. MR O’BRIEN
SDLJGLKDJGFLKJDKLGHJFKLJ
WELP, that’s a lot of things confirmed!!!
mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?
So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
Professor x: Wow it really has been peaceful around here lately :’) Maybe my plans are finally work-
Magneto, freshly broken out of prison for the fifteenth time and headed for the x mansion to bother Charles again:
Repost to spread. (Not really humor)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/14/new-warning-issued-for-all-whatsapp-and-imessage-users-major-threat-to-encryption/
Is this the beginning of the end for secure messaging?
Fjoreshadowing
CR EP 98 SPOILERS
me looking through the grey’s tags to see how they ended alex karev’s 16 season character arc:
Hayley Williams — Simmer
heads up!
Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use
Hello
This is xyz
I am here
How are you
Who is this
What’s up
How can I help you
What god do you serve
Who is your master
Speak now or forever hold your peace
What do you want
You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up
What’s bracken bro, how you livin
My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food
You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today
To talk to a customer, please press one
I’m gay
Just start singing
Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop
Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth
Speak
State your purpose
What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin
Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3…
*Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you
Answer with a lewd moan
Answer crying
I have done all of these.
[Your Last Name]’s funeral parlor, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em.
[Your State] Crematorium, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.
[Your Town] Hardware, wanna screw?
(only do these if you’re not expecting an important phone call likely to come from an unknown number though i’ve heard of people losing job opportunities due to this shit)
no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot.