Karen Bolton

I don't want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset.

[girlbortion]

romanticize yourself 2k15. you’re the cute protagonist and everyone wants to see your character development

[stilesisbiles]

[fleetwoodshaz]

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

NO one thinks theyre for you

actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u

nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

[thelegendofowlhouse]

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[disneyydreams]

[p0perah-blog-blog]

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

[fuckinowned-deactivated20200424]

i am LAUGHING

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[portiasdegeneres-deactivated201]

[elfinmirror]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

the donkey fucked a dragon

[mysharona1987]

[puchisworld]

This make me think on Carmilla …. just dont know why

[blackbirdsandwhitefoxes-deactiv]

[gifthescreen]

[bilinguist]

[cosmicwizdom]

Vibes

[betterthankanyebitch]

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[onlytwitterpics]

[firebirddragon-deactivated20181]

how to pet your dragon

[ruinedchildhood]

[mildserendipity]

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

[misslunarlight]

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

[fandomcollector-deactivated2014]

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

And tell the fellas stop the name callin’ Yepee ah yo Then them girls respond to the call I hear a woman shout out Who let the dogs out Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

Get back gruffy, mash scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry Ah yepee ah yo To hear them girls calling them canine

It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

[thisblackwitch]

It’s about how cat calling guys are awful.

[tralillian]

[aicosu]

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[starrykatsu]

OHMYGOD

[goshawke]

I may never stop laughing.

[i-think-ive-killed-a-man]

How does it keep getting better?