I could totally be a velociraptor

now a goose. jealous? you should be

[karkrashs]

Title Post

It occurred to me ppl should proly have some amount of information on me. so. here ya go.

-pronouns: couldn't care less, ecxcept when i get unnecessarily excited about he/him pronouns. im sure thats not a sign of anything

-SPECTACTULARLY GAY

-oddly fond of dr mario

-listen to most music, but most fond of folk and incredibly depressing music

-probably autistic, definitely adhd, depressed, anxious, near tears 90% of the time

-FEW of my fandoms: Good Omens, DC, Haunted Hotel, b99, Pride and Prejudice (yes actually), um warrior cats ig?, etc

-i am child. 14 to 17. CHILD

-I talk about literally whatever comes into my head, which includes horrifying gore, suicide, destruction, and fluffy unicorns. if uncomfy, pls leave for ur own sake

-NO AI NONONONNONO (however I am very bad at spotting it sooooo)

-you can call me ravioli or clove/clover

[francessart]

Hot take skybound shoulda been the Cole season

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[teaboot]

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

[teaboot]

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

[internetgiraffekid1673]

I don't have trouble with The Family Proclamation anymore because I simply don't believe in it. I believe that children deserve to grow up in homes where they are safe and loved and happy, and I believe that people should be able to form families as adults where they are safe and loved and happy, and I ALSO believe that there are so many different ways that can happen, that attempting to write them all down or hold up a singular ideal is totally pointless.

I don't think of it is an inspired document or revelation. I think of it as a bunch of old men making an outdated political statement (even for the time) and mistakenly believing that it was revelation. I still believe in God and the power of the latter-day prophets and modern revelation and the priesthood and all that good stuff, just not The Family: A Proclamation to The World. Whenever we're discussing it in church, I just leave. I cannot describe how freeing and healing this was for my personal spiritual journey. Just choosing to disregard this single document as human error.

Like. I know a lot of queer members say they struggle with The Family Proclamation, and I just want to let you know you don't have to put any stock in it. I go to church three times a week and have a calling and help out the missionaries sometimes. My faith and continuing participation in the community were not damaged by resolving that struggle and deciding it's all stuff and nonsense. I still hate it and I hate that it's so important to so many members, especially church leadership, but it's not MY problem anymore, it's THEIR problem. I no longer feel at war with myself or uncomfortable in my own skin because of this stupid piece of paper.

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[2-point-5]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[rickybabyboy]

yay!

[v19thecreator]

i absolutely love it when fiction has a group heist and a mentor/father figure relationship theme and yk what? mistborn has both of those things it's a f jackpot

[evil-gender]

a thing i find really interesting about kelsier is that he's a villain trope written as a hero, and the villain trope in question is the "there's this revolutionary person with a lot of good points, but oh they're too murdery about it so they're the bad guy" one. which is a trope that MEGA sucks, and is also FASCINATING to write as a heroic character. like on a meta level. it makes sense to me to frame kelsier as a character in this way because brandon sanderson has written multiple other characters who play that trope more straight (e.g., miles hundredlives, moash), and has said that kelsier is the type of character he'd typically write as a villain.

this isn't really either a compliment or a criticism towards mistborn (though it is an element of a broader critique of how brandon sanderson writes about social issues in the cosmere). it's just really interesting to me. and also contributes to me being extremely defensive of kelsier.

it's a trope that's like, this character would be a good guy except for this one factor. so it's sooooooo interesting to see like. a character who seems to be written with that trope in mind and who fits it well but IS actually portrayed as (anti-)heroic, especially by an author who in subsequent works plays the trope more straight.

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[goingcrazyatolivegarden]

i wanna be like mozzie. minus the kleptomaniac part. he has such a way with words

[karkrashs]

consider: with the kleptomaniac part?

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

best thing about white collar is that peter and neal were always just Like That. we don't even start the show with them being normal with each other. we're twenty minutes in and The Con Man and The Professional Cop Guy are talking about what to do for peter's anniversary. what even is this show

[leachnoodles]

Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.

I also like Gangle, she's cute.

[pinkpalmdrive]

[nastywizard]

You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias