Redvines- What can't they do?

Niki. 18. Wasian. Seattleite. Moving Onward.

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[linneasnow]

[merlinsprat]

Merlin AU where Merlin meets a familiar face. (this is a classic one, i know~)

[brightporclain-blog-deactivated]

[theheroheart]

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

[caffeinegalore]

[cat-parlour]

[highfashionpakistan]

Zaheer Abbas’ “Primavera” Lookbook, S/S 2015

[rnbgifs]

[jebbushhentai]

Tag yourself i’m Sarah 

[amy-ambrosio]

Luma Grothe at Filhas de Gaia S/S 2015.

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[hyperfixation-stations]

Well that fucked me up

[black-culture]

Representation matters

[the-timelord]

These are some facts that J.K.Rowling let slip in numerous interviews. Facts that tell us what all happened nineteen years later, with our three heroes, Harry, Ron, and Hermoine and other wonderful characters,

[shoo-afza]

~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.

~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne. 

~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.

~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers. 

~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue. 

~Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

~The Resurrection Stone is now buried in the Forbidden Forest after being pressed into the ground by a centaur’s hoof.

~ Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.

~Viktor Krum fell in love with a woman back home in Bulgaria.

~The Death Eater’s Dark Marks eventually faded to look like a scar. It will no longer burn or hurt.

~ The Quibbler is back to publishing articles about the lunatic fringe & is appreciated for its unintentional humour.

~Members of the DA still have their coins, as they are like badges of honor. 

~Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before moving on as the Herbology professor at Hogwarts.

~The remaining Death Eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban for their crimes, with the exception of the Malfoys.

~Luna Lovegood married the grandson of the Newt Scamander, author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ 

~Firenze survived his wounds and was welcomed back into the Centaur herd.

 ~Harry will never become Headmaster of Hogwarts since an academic career just isn’t him.

~Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.

~Draco Malfoy really cares about his son, Scorpius Malfoy. He is growing him up to be a better person than he was.

~Centaurs realized that “pro-human leanings were not shameful.

~Draco and Harry never became friends, but they did come to understand and appreciate each other better.

~Hermione tells Scrimgeour that she is not planning to embark on a career in Magical Law. Ironically, that’s where she ends up.

~After his death, Voldemort is forced to exist in the stunted infant-like form that Harry sees in the King’s Cross-like Limbo.

~Harry would  take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).

~Aberforth is still at the Hog’s Head “playing with his goats”.

~The number of Dementors have been greatly diminished because despair and degradation have been lessened in the world.

~Arthur Weasley fixed Sirius’ motorbike and gave it to Harry.

~Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry is led by an entirely new headmaster (“McGonagall was really getting on a bit”) as well as a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. That position is now as safe as the other teaching posts at Hogwarts, since Voldemort’s death broke the jinx that kept a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor from remaining for more than a year.

~Hagrid never married, although he had a relationship with a giantess.

~Kingsley Shacklebolt became the Minister of Magic after the Second Wizarding War.

~Harry will not train to be an animagus; his “energies are going to be concentrated elsewhere and he’s not going to have time to do that.

~Audrey Weasley is wife of Percy Weasley, and they both  have 2 daughters, Molly and Lucy.

~In the aftermath of the war, the Order was disbanded once and for all.

~Luna has twin boys named Lorcan and Lysander with Rolf Scamander.and apparently  travels the world, looking for mad creatures.

~Hermione advanced the rights of magical creatures & eradicated the old pro-pure-blood laws in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

~The head of the Auror Office as of 2007 is Harry Potter.

~Lavender Brown was attacked by Fenrir Greyback. Hermione saved her but she was already injured. What happened to her later on was never really told.

~Neville Longbottom’s students were impressed when he showed them his Dumbledore’s Army’s Coin.

~Harry, Ron and Neville didn’t return to Hogwarts for their 7th year. They went straight to get training as aurors and Neville went to work as an auror before becoming a Professor.

~Harry sometimes visits Hogwarts to give talks on DADA.

~Hermione is James’ godmother.

~Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year.

~Ron worked with George in WWW for some time and then became an Auror.

~Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies and become the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

~After the war, Hermione found her parents in Australia and restored their memories.

[ghostr0bin]

I’m reblogging this bc of the part where it says the Resurrection stone is buried in the Forbidden Forest. The Forbidden Forest that is extremely creepy and dangerous and all kinda “Oh no!”  Now has a stone that creates ghosts/brings back the dead, BURIED in it’s earth. Haunted undead forest guys.

[likingthistoomuch]

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.

I finally found peace.

[wideeyedsmile]

HERMIONE GOT HER PARENTS BACK

[ghost-roads]

So Lavender didn’t die omg thank god I can finally be at peace