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[girlmostlikely]

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[hollowboobtheory]

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[bradtitt]

i logged into my old twitter account and my only follower is corbin bleu 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stimman4000]

[unclefather]

[galvanismistheconcept]

[momo-de-avis]

A king recognizes another king in fashion

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[micdotcom]

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time