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Haha no.

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

[mysharona1987]

[death-deafying-stuntman]

Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?

[sovereignbryce]

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

[thatgirlonstage]

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

[onionitis]

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

[macleod]

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

[ryanccole]

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

[johnfreesiins]

holyshit

[jaseunderpressure-deactivated20]

it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

[dinhehimdjarin]

“You either die as Human Torch, or live long enough to see yourself become super badass”

[curlsandstems]

Chadwick Boseman surprises Black Panther fans while they say what the movie means to them.

[pookyjames]

Great!

[insecure-beautyy]

I love Chadwick so much

[karmacase]

A

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

[hotvampireadjacent]

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s fair

[perfecthoard]

Space Criminal Dad™ + his surrogate child is possibly my favorite relationship dynamic ever

[cptnmalreynolds]

already blogged this i think but i love it so here u go

[jame7t]

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

[jame7t]

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

[jame7t]

sloth and pride make Bottoming

[hairbrush9]

[radiant-archsage-deactivated201]

Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!

Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!

Kirby:

[hobgoblinhero]

Its different because, whereas Kirby’s powers are vore related, Mario’s are rooted in astral projection and the voodoo concept of riding a subject

[00178300-deactivated20200411]

Jesus Christ

[shitposthyrule]

meanwhile link just wears people’s souls on his face

[oppa-homeless-style]

what if kirby eats the hat

[demon-llama1]

What if Kirby eats the hat Nintendo

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[niyarest]

baby needs 

S N A C K 

[salon]

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

[styro-sometimes]

fuckin’ ronnie

[shorterexcerpts]

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

[trunglesinperson]

“Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

[smallrevolutionary]

i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.

[unyanizedcatboys]

Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food?

[imathers]

Weird, it’s almost like there’s something missing from the study of economics.

[lokicolouredglasses]

Who would have possibly thought that a young generation owing trillions of dollars could have a negative effect on the economy?

[wes-stoodis-deactivated20201231]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HIM DYING ONCE WAS NOT ENOUGH

[trystan112]

Damn him to the Nine Hells.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Like, less anyone thinks that this is too harsh because they don’t think this is a bad enough thing for Reagan to have done, let’s also not forget the blood on his hands over the harm he caused to the LGBTQIA community

Or the little matter of him and Ollie North committing treason against the American people in order to continue illegally funding a terrorist organisation that murdered children, killing innocent civillians including the sick and the injured  and raped god knows how many

Ronald Reagan was a fucking monster devoid of any humanity or worth

[breefolk-hates-staff]

And let’s not forget the fact that he WRECKED unions in this country. We have so few unions left because of how he basically shattered union bargaining rights, so we can’t even ask for a fair wage to pay off our crippling debt.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ronald Reagan was basically one of the single WORST presidents of the entire 20th century 

And he was certainly THE worst president of the entirety of the latter half of the 20th century

And yet the Republicans still wank themselves raw over how amazing this failed actor and all around disgustin human being was.

[arathergrimreaper]

Not just republicans, my democrat mother will not hear a cross word against this fucker. May wherever he is now be filled with dull, red-hot knives dipped in tabasco

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[public-rhetoric]

(Chester Scoville is a scholar in teaching, learning, and multimodal rhetorics

[source]

[meladoodle]

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.