[liftie]

me when i get detained by security for committing literal crimes

[karmaliftr-blog]

me logging in after like a year and a half of not lifting & seeing 97% of old blogs deactived or deleted

[theliftythriftyblr-blog]

I stole a fish today. My first living haul. Also got some food and safe water purifier and some cool tank accessories <3

[heavenlylifter]

he is a beautiful blue boy, congratulations!💙

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ I got into a fight with my bf about lifting and now feel bad and make it worse by spending all day lifting” Haul.

P.s. If you can’t tell by now I have a pet bird.

🌸 Total $884  🌸

[swifty-lift]

Howwwww do you lift from Starbucks. Please enlighten me😍

[lilpinklift-blog]

I walked in, picked it up, and walked out. Literally just be confidant and go at a busy time. 

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “Last haul before I get my hook and magnet” Haul.

🌸 Total $662  🌸

[thebooklifter]

PSA: LUSH’s newest anti-lifting technology! Fucking WASPS! installed on every bottle of Gorgeous!!

[why-pay-blog]

Eating disorder blogs, please stop following me. I still have to fight back my ED every day and I don’t want to see that on my followers list. I block all non lifting blogs, but a lot of you are lifting & ED blogs so I don’t want to block you, but I’m not going to follow you back because I don’t want to see any triggering material.

[sailorsugarr-deactivated2015060]

Hi. I lifted salami from trader joes today and now I have to eat all of it because I stupidly didn't realise that my mom would wonder where the salami came from if I put it in the fridge so now I'm in my room with a loaf of fancy local salami.

Literally tell her you bought it?

[snowylifter-deactivated20150521]

I love this story

[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

“how do I hide my stolen salami from my parents” is now one of my favorite anonymous liftblr questions 😂👏

[startingoffsmol-deactivated2016]

Omg 😂👌

[bulldozingtreehugger-blog]

This is perfect.

[modernliftisrubbish-deactivated]

im inactive because the community is going back to its “yikes” stage (???) but im back with another haul lmao  

glasses x2—11.80 striped shirt—18 red shirt—16

yellow socks—6 top (not pictured)—23 milk bronzer—24 gorillaz shirt—21.9

faber castell pens—29.99 faber castell pens (skin tones)—23.99 watercolor pencils—32.99 pen—6.99 markers—19.88

// 234.65

[heavenlylifter]

Me: shöplîfting is serious business!! u must always be vigilant and on guard! no messing around allowed!!!!! Also me: dances wildly to the store music while untagging in the dressing room

[scammingmywaytothetop]

🌹 The: “ I got sussed real bad at H&M so pray for me” haul.

🌹

My second actual “haul” and I already managed to get shoes. ( I’m pretty proud tbh)

Total: £121,80

[nononlifts-blog]

Forever 21

Chokers (3): $12.70 Sheet Masks (4): $8.60 Shirts (5): $52.50 Skirts (3): $50.70 Socks (3): $10.70

Total: $135.20

Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts

Fujifilm Instax Mini Twin Film Pack: $24.99 Hollywood Fashion Tape: $11.99 Project Life Die Cut Photo Frames (3): $14.97 SEI Tumble Dye Tie Dye Kit: $19.99 Webster’s Pages Sticker Pad Sets (2): $7.98 Webster’s Pages Sticky Note Pack: $4.99

Total: $84.91

Michael’s

Create 365 Planner Basics Sticky Notepads: $4.99 Create 365 Planner Stickers (2): $39.98 Fujifilm Instax Mini Shiny Star Film (2): $29.98 Fujifilm Instax Mini Twin Film Packs (3): $71.97 Recollections Creative Year Note Taken Calendar Pack: $14.99 Recollections Creative Year Sticky Notes: $3.99 Recollections Planner Stickers (3): $11.97 Recollections Rub-On Stickers: $2.99

Total: $180.86

Petsmart

All Living Things Animal Cookies: $2.99 All Living Things Candy Covered Sunflower Seeds: $1.97 All Living Things Corn Puffs: $1.47 All Living Things Fiesta Puffs: $3.49 All Living Things Fun Tunnel: $8.49 All Living Things Mineral Candy Chew: $4.19 All Living Things Willow Sticks: $1.99 Grreat Choice Chew-Ka-Bob: $2.49 Grreat Choice Treat Nuggets: $3.99 Royal Canin Dachshund Loaf in Sauce: $8.99

Total: $40.06

Ulta

Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade: $18.00 Anastasia Beverly Hills Lip Gloss: $16.00 Benefit Roller Lash Super Curling & Lifting Mascara: $24.00 Dermalogica PowerBright TRx C-12 Pure Bright Serum: $97.00 IT Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye Anti-Aging Concealer (2): $48.00 NARS Blush: $30.00 Pravana Nevo 60 Deep Treatment: $22.99 Stila Lip Glaze: $22.00 The Body Shop Jumbo Tea Tree Oil: $18.00 Urban Decay All Nighter Long-Lasting Makeup Setting Spray: $31.00

Total: $326.99

Overall Total: $768.06

[piggygrabs-blog]

“I Said I Wanted 3 But The Palettes Are So Big” Haul

💅🏻Ulta Natural Love, $59 POTC Cheek Palette, $30 Hoola Lite x2, $58 Nail Polish Remover, $2.99 Hair Chalk, $6.99 Nicole by OPI Polish, $6.99 Base Coat, $7.50 Essie x2, $23 Pacifica Polish, $9 Whim x2, $20 Lemon Lotion, $16 Butterfly Mascara x3, $26.97 Intuition Razors, $16.99 Stila Huge Mascara, $23 Hempz Lip Balm x2, $17.98 Tarte Shapetape, $25 Laura Geller Illuminator, $26 Laura Geller Island Escape, $42 Keratin Oil, $7.99 Kukui Oil, $7.99 Argan Oil, $7.99 Lavender Oil, $7.99 Sunshine Blonde Oil, $7.99 Face Mask x2, $3.98 Smashbox Primer, $39

🏀Dicks Adidas Tank, $30 Adidas Pants, $45 Adidas Leggings, $35 Nike Sports Bra, $40 Underarmour Hat, $21.99 Underarmour Tank, $29.99 Calia Tops x2, $90 Calia Bottoms, $35

$827.32 saved

[nasalift-blog]

😍

[justasimplememebean]

How to steal gigantic plants

Y'all into tag switching? Lemme tell you a thing or two about tag switching.

Go to your nearest Lowe’s or home depot. Go there. Go to the garden center. Go up to the cashier and ask about plants. Get a feel for their plant knowledge. If they seem to know what they’re talking about, well, You’re not stealing plants today.

BUT GIRL LEMME TELL U 99% OF THE TIME THESE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HYDRANGEA AND A DIANTHUS use this to your advantage. You want that huge ass hibiscus? Get it. Put a dianthus tag on it. Congrats that hibiscus is now a $1.98 dianthus Say you saw it like that. Call it a dianthus. Act like you know nothing about plants if they call the department head.

WANT AN ALOE PLANT BUT YOU DON’T WANNA PAY $20??? PUT A FUCKING SUCCULENT TAG ON THAT BITCH. Aloes are pretty much juicy healthy succulents. Cashiers that don’t know their plants won’t know the difference. Enjoy your $3 aloe.

WARNINGS: - seriously make sure the cashier doesn’t fucking know plants. I’m the damn plant nerd of my store so they put me in the garden center a lot. I see a LOT of tag switching and I’m not allowed to let them get away with it because my store knows I know my damn plants. - don’t be an idiot and try to put the damn $0.50 mark down sticker on a $80 tree. No one’s gonna fall for that. - if you wanna get a plant cheap, make it look damaged and ask for a discount. The cashier will either mark it down manually or call over a department head.

Enjoy your fucking plants Fuckers

[two-for-none]

reblogging because shit i might want plants one day

[lemonylifts]

The Kanken + Shiny Things haul from UO

Kanken: 80 Nike air max Thea: 95 Adidas jacket: 90 Adidas shirt: 30 Iridescent shirt: 29 Shorts: 39 Dress: 69 Silver jacket: 79 Milk matcha cleanser: 26 Milk blur stick: 36 x2 Milk Highlight stick: 28 x5 Mario Badescu drying lotion: 17 x2

Total: $815

I can’t decide whether to keep the Kanken or sell it. It’s just a tiny bit too small for school, but it’s such a pretty color…

[bougielifter]

Omg😩 good job

[lemonylifts]

thx boo 😘

[thatliftinggirl-deactivated2018]

Which size did you get? The $80 one stretches a lot and fits school stuff.

[karmaliftr-blog]

I hope you make it through recovery alright! I have an ed & lift too, we're in this together 👯✨

thank you!! i made it out with 30 more lbs sadly but i'm trying to feel good <3 hope you can recover soon bb it's hell

[karmaliftr-blog]

ya girl is free

finallyyy discharged from my recovery home today, i feel so good yall (: i can't wait to go lifting again soon :^) <3 thank you guys sm for 150 followers too wow *follows like 700* this is,, a shock